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Ive always wondered where the awesome people who do magic, learn from?

Any good tutorial sites on card tricks, or prehaps inside secrets on how some tricks are done ?
Fuck it.
#3
David Blane is a magician....I think he really knows magic
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#5
Derren Brown's a demi-god. That's where he gets his powers.
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#6
Hogwarts. Are you some kind of retard or something?
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#9
Quote by genghisgandhi
It's not magic, it's illusion.


hence "magic" fgt.

Post some good videos, or any knowledge you possess
Fuck it.
#10
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It's not magic, it's illusion.

No bro,



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#11
Ellusionist.com is where I get most, if not all of my material. Very little of it is free though. However, if you're desperate many of their videos can be "obtained"
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#12
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However, if you're desperate many of their videos can be "obtained"

How? Magic?
#15
Well first you must have wizard parents. Then a wizard is gonna come and kill your parents. Then go through 7 years of school at hogwarts while fighting voldemort through the years finally killing him at the end. Then you bang Ginny and become an auror(sp?) and have kids.
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How? Magic?

Imagination entertains more than the truth
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no ****in way!
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So awesome.


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#17
They learn it from their surroundings. Magic, it's everywhere up in this bitch.
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#18
Quote by genghisgandhi
What do you mean "hence 'magic'"

Magic, in the traditional sense, doesn't exist. Illusionist simulate magic.

God you're stupid.


Quote marks mate, quote marks. Implying not real magic but a false form of magic, a.ka. illusions.
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#19
Dear lord, the ICP references are becoming really annoying. It was fun for a while, but please.. just stop..

Anyways, they learn from practice and decades of experience.
#22
Quote by genghisgandhi
What do you mean "hence 'magic'"

Magic, in the traditional sense, doesn't exist. Illusionist simulate magic.

God you're stupid.


how embarrassing for you.

Like the guy said just after you, it has quote marks.

God you're stupid.

fgt.

Thanks for all the no help, im trying to become a magician over here
Fuck it.
#24
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Were your parents related before they were married?


no. hope this helps.
Fuck it.
#25
Quote by Jk47_
how embarrassing for you.

Like the guy said just after you, it has quote marks.

God you're stupid.

fgt.

Thanks for all the no help, im trying to become a magician over here

Illusionist. Aleister Crowley was a magician, because he tried to summon magic. You're gonna try to simulate magic.

And stop calling people "fgt." (******) The fact that you use that as an insult speaks a lot about you.
#26
Ok, I typed "magic" because obviously its all an illusion, it just easy and what most people consider the norm.

You're just being a picky ****, wanting something out of nothing. If you dont have anything to say on the topic, get the **** out.
Fuck it.
#27
There's magic all up in this bitch.


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#28
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Ok, I typed "magic" because obviously its all an illusion, it just easy and what most people consider the norm.


FIGHT THE WAR **** THE NORM!

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You're just being a picky ****

I have no idea what you mean.

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wanting something out of nothing.

I corrected you. I never got anything.

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If you dont have anything to say on the topic, get the **** out.

What I said was relevant to the topic.

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get the **** out.

Here in 'Murca, we have a thing called the 1st Amendment, so no, I will not.
#29
Quote by genghisgandhi

FIGHT THE WAR **** THE NORM!


I have no idea what you mean.


I corrected you. I never got anything.


What I said was relevant to the topic.


Here in 'Murca, we have a thing called the 1st Amendment, so no, I will not.

You're under Russian legislation. Fear, American.
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#31
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Ive always wondered where the awesome people who do magic, learn from?

Any good tutorial sites on card tricks, or prehaps inside secrets on how some tricks are done ?

Tricks are for prostitutes, Michael. I do illusions.
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#34
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Well, my journey to the road of RATM is one of wonder. First I heard Killing in the Name, then I heard Bombtrack, then I bought their Self Titled record. After that, I downloaded their other two albums.

Any other questions?


I have a question.
Don't you think Zack looks rather absurd without his locks?
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#35
Well first they need a warning, once warned, another warning will ban them.

Thing of is as the penalty system in football. (Or soccer or whatever you call it.)

EDIT - ^He definitely looks cooler, but I honestly don't care what he looks like, as long as he sings
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#37
Quote by genghisgandhi

He definitely looks cooler, but I honestly don't care what he looks like, as long as he sings


I know, but I just felt that I needed to bring that up.
And don't you mean rapping?
Because I never thought of rapping being the same as singing.
I'm probably wrong though.
He's fucking fantastic.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#39
Quote by Jk47_
When does somehting get banned for spamming ?

I don't know but I get what you meant by "magic" and I think that gengisghandi was being a bit pretentious but you aren't helping by replying to him.

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#40
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Watch me turn gengis into a prick.

Done.




That was a good one, I helped you earlier by explaining what you meant by "magic" but fuck that, you're a rude guy and you're not helping yourself so why should we help you? Google is your friend. Maybe if you stop being an arsehole to everyone then we might help you a little more, consequently this thread has turned into a joke. Learn some manners kind sir.
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