#1
so its my girlfriends birthday tomorrow and as a small side gift, i got her 3 DVD's she really wanted but there in small sleeve type things and thats just boring, i was wondering if anybody could think of any ways to make it look better when i give it to her, something to put them in rather than just these sleeves maybe?

thank you
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#2
1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

3. Make her open that box
#4
Wrap it in newspaper clippings and paste them to the sleves with cum.


if you don't want that then I have no idea. I'm not very good at gifts. Seeing that I always forget to get my gf a christmas gift and have to make it up massively in valentines.

EDIT: Old fashioned dick in a box as suggested by previous posts.
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#5
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

3. Make her open that box
although i like the idea, i have to say i saw it coming a mile away
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I was like "Shut up woman, Satch is playing"
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Maybe instead of eating you, you and her could eat a drifter. Like, make it one of those things you do together as a couple.
#6
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

3. Make her open that box


Classic.
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#8
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although i like the idea, i have to say i saw it coming a mile away

Understandable.

If you have the time and funds, get her a T-shirt too, and fold 'em in there.
#9
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yay i can make people happy!
still no serious ideas? im kinda stumped too.
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I was like "Shut up woman, Satch is playing"
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Maybe instead of eating you, you and her could eat a drifter. Like, make it one of those things you do together as a couple.
#12
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Put them in a gift card with this drawn in the card:

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i quite like that idea
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I was like "Shut up woman, Satch is playing"
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Maybe instead of eating you, you and her could eat a drifter. Like, make it one of those things you do together as a couple.
#15
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getting a little off topic but hows this, rather than @ss bacon
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I was like "Shut up woman, Satch is playing"
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Maybe instead of eating you, you and her could eat a drifter. Like, make it one of those things you do together as a couple.
#16
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getting a little off topic but hows this, rather than @ss bacon


@ss-brocoli!

... I prefer bacon...
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#17
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@ss-brocoli!

... I prefer bacon...

damn your right it is @ss brocoli, i much prefer bacon too
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I was like "Shut up woman, Satch is playing"
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Maybe instead of eating you, you and her could eat a drifter. Like, make it one of those things you do together as a couple.
#18
Listen, make the hole in center of the dvds bigger, & put them on your dick.
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just straight up normal male group jerking session, it was like i was on my own aprt from getting kinda bumped into and the weird noises.
Wait what?

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#20
Put them in something she wouldn't expect and be innovative..It could be anything.Even an old magazine and say there is some article in there.Oh yea.
#21
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Lulz were had earlier but seriously, TS what do you mean thin sleeved? Like bootleg DVD cases?

nah, there quite similar to these.
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I was like "Shut up woman, Satch is playing"
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Maybe instead of eating you, you and her could eat a drifter. Like, make it one of those things you do together as a couple.
#22
Rent a 2010 car of your choice, make her think you got her a new car...then just be like, nah there's some dvd's on the front seat though.


LICKY, LICKY LOLLIPOP


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#23
Eat the dvds,cook her dinner,go out and light the candles and shit them out on the dinner table
#24
Alright, in less than 10 minutes I got a great (and easy) idea, but two questions:
How long have you two been together? (If it's too short it might not work as well).
What exactly are the movies and for how long has she wanted them?

EDIT: Okay 3. No need to nitpick though.
#25
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Alright, in less than 10 minutes I got a great (and easy) idea, but two questions:
How long have you two been together? (If it's too short it might not work as well).
What exactly are the movies and for how long has she wanted them?

EDIT: Okay 3. No need to nitpick though.



Does your idea have something to do with presenting them in some fashion having to do with the titles?
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just straight up normal male group jerking session, it was like i was on my own aprt from getting kinda bumped into and the weird noises.
Wait what?

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#27
Ok seriously...

Put the DVD's as is in a box filled with packing penuts.

COVER box with duct tape

Wrap box covered in duct tape with wrapping paper

THEN! put poppers in tape on wrapping paper

THEN! wrap it one more time!

when you give it to her say "i HIGHLY recommend you dont drop this. Its highly explosive"
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#28
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Alright, in less than 10 minutes I got a great (and easy) idea, but two questions:
How long have you two been together? (If it's too short it might not work as well).
What exactly are the movies and for how long has she wanted them?

EDIT: Okay 3. No need to nitpick though.

we've been "together" for a month but we've in a way been together for 3 or 4 it just wasn't "oficial" back then.
well there three movies starring russel brand because she loves him and she has wanted them for a little while, not sure how long.
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I was like "Shut up woman, Satch is playing"
Quote by Soul Power
Maybe instead of eating you, you and her could eat a drifter. Like, make it one of those things you do together as a couple.
#29
Alright then. Well my idea consists of this:

1. Grab a few sheets of plain printer paper and cut them to equal sizes of the thin sleeves. (If they have only one of their own do it that way but if there are two when opened like a booklet then cut down through the center so they are separate.)

2. Next you will write a short childrens' book story of how you two met. (About 1 or two sentences with pictures but you don't have to be an artiste. Stick figures are enough, it's the thought that counts)

3. On certain pages you will make a mention of each movie and how you two saw them together or in the order that you have been informed of them. (This is assuming it wasn't all at once.) On each opposite page you can have the casing holding the DVD. And you can simply glue the back of the next page to the side not carrying the DVD. (Just make sure it doesn't obstruct the slot for future usage).

4. Once the story is compiled together punch 2 small holes at the corners that do not involve slipping the discs through (e.g. the bottom 2 corners in your example pic). Also you might want to put a big enough dab of glue (or some other obstruction) in front of the slot so that the discs do not slide out during the presentation.

5.Put a nice piece of string/ribbon through the holes and tie it together tight to fasten the binding. Then wrap it up B.

6. Give then.........I don't know, Profit?

That's my idea anyway.
#30
Get a series of boxes, each slighlty smaller than the last.

Put the DVDs in the smallest box. Wrap it.

Put that box in the next smallest box. Wrap it.

Continue this process until you end up with a massive box full of smaller boxes.
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#31
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Get a series of boxes, each slighlty smaller than the last.

Put the DVDs in the smallest box. Wrap it.

Put that box in the next smallest box. Wrap it.

Continue this process until you end up with a massive box full of smaller boxes.


/thread. You sir have beat my originality. Maybe with our combined forces we can make and EPIC journy of opening a gift. Shall we ally?
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#32
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Alright then. Well my idea consists of this:

1. Grab a few sheets of plain printer paper and cut them to equal sizes of the thin sleeves. (If they have only one of their own do it that way but if there are two when opened like a booklet then cut down through the center so they are separate.)

2. Next you will write a short childrens' book story of how you two met. (About 1 or two sentences with pictures but you don't have to be an artiste. Stick figures are enough, it's the thought that counts)

3. On certain pages you will make a mention of each movie and how you two saw them together or in the order that you have been informed of them. (This is assuming it wasn't all at once.) On each opposite page you can have the casing holding the DVD. And you can simply glue the back of the next page to the side not carrying the DVD. (Just make sure it doesn't obstruct the slot for future usage).

4. Once the story is compiled together punch 2 small holes at the corners that do not involve slipping the discs through (e.g. the bottom 2 corners in your example pic). Also you might want to put a big enough dab of glue (or some other obstruction) in front of the slot so that the discs do not slide out during the presentation.

5.Put a nice piece of string/ribbon through the holes and tie it together tight to fasten the binding. Then wrap it up B.

6. Give then.........I don't know, Profit?

That's my idea anyway.

wow thats a really really good idea. I think i might do that if i have time, i left it a little late, her birthday is tomorrow, but that is a brilliant idea none the less, thank you heaps
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I was like "Shut up woman, Satch is playing"
Quote by Soul Power
Maybe instead of eating you, you and her could eat a drifter. Like, make it one of those things you do together as a couple.