#1
Multiple times...

The Story

Summary: A mother gave up her child for adoption. When he turned 14, the adoptive parents stop updating her. Soooo..... she Facebook stalked him and started screwing him on the regular.


Also...

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#2
I'd tap that.
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#4
Apparently she's a sword swallower.
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#5
Shieeeeet son... How the hell can she get turned on by that, ah well, shows we are animals!
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Apparently she's a sword swallower.



....................I don't get it...


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#7
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Apparently she's a sword swallower.

I was going to do a pun, but now there's no point.
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Sword's lawyer told the Detroit Free Press, "Aimee's searching for a reason why this happened. She can't understand it. She's going to get some counseling."


WAT?
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#11
I did WHAT???


Look, tequila was heavily involved, it was the 80's, everybody was doi.....wait

Oh it's a news story. >_>

Carry on then.
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#14
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Apparently she's a sword swallower.


Her son's well-endowe-?

OH, I get it.
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#15
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Bet the adoptive parents just said " Motherf*cker".

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#17
Wonder if he had deja vu when he was in her vagina.
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#18
So what about his dad? It never mentions him.


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#19
I just looked up the band The Sword 15 minutes before this was posted. And this story was on the front page of google.
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#23
Is it strange that the first thing I saw was Aimee(french aimer) le sword and interpreteded as love the c0ck right away? :/
#24
I'd hit it
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#25
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Michael Jackson?
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Judging from all the "I'd hit it's" in here, I sure hope so.
#28
thats pretty messed up... but some people posted some comments on the actual articles page, and i kinda agree. with the fact that child molesters and shit rarely get long sentences like that.


it doesnt say the kid was raped or anything, it seems as if it was most likely mutual.

still ****ed up none the less, but ive heard way worse things than that. i wonder if he knew it was his mom the first time haha
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#30
I want to know, did her son know she was his biological mother when they had sex.

If not, I feel bad for her son, cause imagine everything he's going through.

If he did, than the kid needs to be put somewhere also.
#31
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Judging from all the "I'd hit it's" in here, I sure hope so.

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Shieeeeet son... How the hell can she get turned on by that, ah well, shows we are animals!

Was macht ein Mann,
Was macht ein Mann,
Der zwischen Mensch und Tier
Nicht unterscheiden kann was?

But that's pretty ****ed up. Poor son.