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#1
It was pretty awesome too I was like the whole time.
Whats the most number of directions you ever peed in?
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#2
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#4
That's...... nice?


One time, I peed in every direction at once

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#6
Two
Quote by blackflag49
Condoms, for all the copious amounts of pussy with which you will be inevitably bombarded from this moment onward.


#8
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Someone faps too much


No not really.
It started off as 2,grew to 3 then near the end back to 2 and ended at 1.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#11
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
No not really.
It started off as 2,grew to 3 then near the end back to 2 and ended at 1.



You're right. There's no such thing as too much fapping.
#13
You have dirt on/in your urethra... Clean your dick.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#14
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Why Is There No Poll. Coward

Can you add a poll after you started the thread?
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#20
Quote by UntilISleep
3. Shit's weird. Venice King, is your explanation true or bullshit?


If it is true,How do you clean a urethra?
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#21
Two, when I was little. I had been holding it for half the day, so there must have been too much pressure and not enough opening. I almost started crying when I saw what was happening before me...
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I'm a pretty hardcore Christian. I would like to sincerely apologize that you ran into that little fucktard


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#22
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
If it is true,How do you clean a urethra?

I didn't mean dirt, it could be anything, maybe a bit of fluff from underwear. Hell maybe it is muddy dirt, in which case - stop ****ing the ground.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#23
2...
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

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#24
Probably two, it happens sometimes.
Seamonkey has my money!

Quote by shattamakar
My dog came into my room while I was fapping.
I couldn't look Wolfie in the eye for a week.
#26
Usually just two directions when I first wake up in the morning or if I jerked off earlier that day and didn't clean up properly.
Quote by Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

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#28
Quote by Venice King
I didn't mean dirt, it could be anything, maybe a bit of fluff from underwear. Hell maybe it is muddy dirt, in which case - stop ****ing the ground.

...Not worth it.

Quote by Karl Pilkington
Jellyfish are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."
#30
Quote by Meelad360
You do know that happens because you didn't clean properly after masturbation right...


Isn't taking a pee the best way to clean your penis after any sexual activity?
Seamonkey has my money!

Quote by shattamakar
My dog came into my room while I was fapping.
I couldn't look Wolfie in the eye for a week.
#32
Quote by the_wassel
I've done this before.

It's disturbing. And sometimes I wish I could put all the pee back inside me and enjoy the normal one stream. Not three.


I love it,it gives me more control over my penis.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#33
Quote by YourMomToTheMaX
Isn't taking a pee the best way to clean your penis after any sexual activity?

You have to piss after you ejaculate because that's how your body cleans your urethra of any semen.
Quote by Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Erowid
#37
Quote by YourMomToTheMaX
Isn't taking a pee the best way to clean your penis after any sexual activity?


Yeah but if it's from the tip than he didn't check to make sure the catcher didn't leave any blockage.
#38
my friend drank SO much redbull that he pissed green. he wasnt sure if he should flush it or take a picture..
#39
Quote by RockGuitar92
You have to piss after you ejaculate because that's how your body cleans your urethra of any semen.

I ALWAYS wondered why that happens!

And you clean your urethra with a toothbrush. Make sure to use as much force as possible.
#40
Quote by cire7
my friend drank SO much redbull that he pissed green. he wasnt sure if he should flush it or take a picture..


Lol,That reminded me,my poop was black one time.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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