#1
Talk about a moron :

A 36 year-old man in Maine has been arrested for setting a car on fire and then posting pictures of the flaming car on Facebook. Hmm, I wonder how the police were able to figure out he set it.


You could say he has a flaming passion for cars.
#3
What a hot head. He must have blown a gasket or something. The status of the nations morality has gone up in flames, I'm just glad the police were hot on the heels of this case, maybe it'll help extinguish the chance of a similar case igniting elsewhere.
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#4
What an Arse. Honest.

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#5
You could say he has a flaming passion for cars.

You could say this thread sucks.
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#6
he got arrested for destroying his property?

nevermind. it doesn't say it's his.
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#7
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he got arrested for destroying his property?


fires are dangerous things.
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What a hot head. He must have blown a gasket or something. The status of the nations morality has gone up in flames, I'm just glad the police were hot on the heels of this case, maybe it'll help extinguish the chance of a similar case igniting elsewhere.



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#10
I misread "car" for "cat". This thread is less shocking than expected.

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Quote by Todd Hart
What a hot head. He must have blown a gasket or something. The status of the nations morality has gone up in flames, I'm just glad the police were hot on the heels of this case, maybe it'll help extinguish the chance of a similar case igniting elsewhere.

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#11
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I misread "car" for "cat". This thread is less shocking than expected




I guess his insurance has gone up in smoke.

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#13
You could say this thread sucks.
terribly unfunny picture
You were really badly looking for a place to use that picture weren't you, you should have been patient...
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#16
I imagine the caption under the picture:

"Me, {Insert full name here} setting a car ablaze! Damn stupid cops will never get me! To get more pictures call me! XXX XXX-XXXX
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