Poll: would you eat them?
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View poll results: would you eat them?
Yes
152 47%
No
31 10%
Unsure
45 14%
Frank Sinatra
93 29%
Voters: 321.
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#1
Would you do it?

Lets say you're in a plane crash in the desert, you're the only survivor. There is some food you've managed to get together from the plane wreck but after a while it becomes clear that you'll die unless you eat meat off the dead people around you. Do you do it? Would you rather die than eat a human or would you eat them anyway just on the off chance you get rescued by staying alive a little bit longer?

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Last edited by Zoot Allures at Jul 15, 2010,
#2
I'd eat it, it can't be that different to meat from other animals.
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#3
I would, unless I had to eat Frank Sinatra.
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#5
The people would be spoiled meat by the time you ran out of food anyway.
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#6
I'd fuck them before I eat them
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

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#8
Yeah i'm not to keen on starvation and dieing a little bit of human doesn't sound so bad in comparison especially if i can cook it.
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If they're already dead, then why not?
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#11
Frank Sinatra... no question
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#15
Um....no.
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#16
Nah, I don't think I'd be able to keep it down anyway.
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This.
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#20
In the desert they'd go off before you were starving surely?

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But I think this really happened in a plane crash in the Andes a while ago. And the survivors ate the dead of course, who wouldn't?
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#23
Meat gets bad quite quick in the heat let alone the desert so No..
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Meat gets bad quite quick in the heat let alone the desert so No..

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#27
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Meat gets bad quite quick in the heat let alone the desert so No..


Not necessarily. You got to chop it and hang it so it would dry up while it's still fresh. Meat has to hang a bit(usually 3 weeks) to become tender. You then cut it down cut off the rotten parts. Better if the meat is smoked though. I don't think it would be that hard to make a fire so better safe than sorry.

P.S.: BTW the meat of man tastes like pork a bit but the sweetness is a bit stronger. There were even cases when it was sold as pork on the market. Many claim that it tastes a little bitter. I must say that only happens if the 'victim' was scared before death.
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#29
No, I'm pretty sure I'd go hunting for food instead of eating dead people.

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#30
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Sure. It's better than death.

Help might not arrive on time, you could just be prolonging an agonizing death.
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#34
i'd eat frank sinatra
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#35
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Even so I think you could find other resources around, even in a desert.
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#36
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This! A massive +1 to you sir.

And yeah maybe I am just prolonging an agonising death, but hey, I'll never know if I don't try.
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#37
I guess in the desert you can die pretty fast. I'm not sure you'd have enough time to think about it.
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#39
I wouldn't kill someone to eat them, but if they were already dead I would probably do it. And if the plane caught on fire they'd already be cooked
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