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#4
Good to know you're planting some. It's not like they grow on trees.

Right I wrote that out while thinking about coconuts. Fail.
#7
You have to use the cap, with the leaves. Take out the flesh. Let the cap in fresh water that you'll change often. Wait for roots to grow, then transfer into a pot. Can take up to 3 years before getting any fruit.
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#8
To grow pineapples first you must obtain the elusive pineapple seed. After you do that you plant it and take care of it until it grows into a healthy pineapple bush.

Or you could just go to the store and buy one you lazy asshole
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duuuude and you had first post!

you mgiht never get a chance like that again
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#10
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damn i really dont know what to say right now.


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#11
Thanks for that.

BTW I'm not actually growing any, but the question was raised while i was eating pineapple.
#12
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Thanks for that.

BTW I'm not actually growing any, but the question was raised while i was eating pineapple.

So you decided to ask us?
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#13
A friend of mine made a joke last week about how you should stack a pile of tiki stones next to the pile of pineapples in the supermarket. I didn't get the joke until just 5 minutes ago.
#14
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#18
Pfff. You guys just wait until someone asks the recipe for whale pudding.
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#19
i'm pretty sure that the crown (spiky green part on top of the pineapple) is the plant. I heard you just have to twist off the crown and put it in a tray full of gravel and with some water and they take 18 months to grow and each plant can produce 3 fruit in its lifetime. now where new pineapples come after that i'm not sure. (Or i could be completely wrong and am making myself look like an idiot.)
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#20
BTW while you're all here whats the recipe for Whale pudding.

I should be ashamed but I'm really not.
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#21
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i'm pretty sure that the crown (spiky green part on top of the pineapple) is the plant. I heard you just have to twist off the crown and put it in a tray full of gravel and with some water and they take 18 months to grow and each plant can produce 3 fruit in its lifetime. now where new pineapples come after that i'm not sure. (Or i could be completely wrong and am making myself look like an idiot.)


Yeah Why don't you just try to get your effing shiny Charmander!
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#22
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BTW while you're all here whats the recipe for Whale pudding.

I should be ashamed but I'm really not.


Whale, shit and pudding.

Stir them.
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#23
You can just twist the top part off and plant it. Pretty cool really.
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#24
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Whale, shit and pudding.

Stir them.


Details, I need details such as

1.Whale-Blue/Killer-Fin/Breast/Balls/****

2.Shit-Mine or the whales

3.Pudding-Chocolate or other
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#26
I was going to say talent, intelligence and a pint of pure sex, but that's fine too I guess.
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#27
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#28
Pineapple juice and coconut milk go great together. Excellent taste! Good with a dashing of rum too.


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