Poll: Which option?
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Animal control
70 54%
The second option
40 31%
Other?
19 15%
Voters: 129.
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#1
So my best friend and my sister have just moved into their new house. It is a house on a farm, which includes a giant barn filled with hay, and cats.
In this barn is what seems to be an endless supply of cats, who continue to produce more and more cats.
These cats are getting out of control, and we can't keep them here.
SO.
We've dumped it down to two options.

Animal Control

- They will come to the house, grab the animals, put them in a cage, and take them away. The big problem my sister has with this is that the cats will most likely end up being put down.

Or,
We will end up removing the animals ourselves

- If the first option doesn't go through we will have to do it ourselves, with guns and traps.

I should have mentioned this previously, but these cats are wild cats. They are ferocious little assholes who eat the food we give them and then hiss when we try to get near them. Might as well be a raccoon.

Both options will make the cats gone, and possibly dead.

What would be the best option? Or do you have a better solution?


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#2
I hate cats, but call Animal Control. Pretty sure it's illegal to kill them.

/logic

Kill them.
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#3
Im expecting the second option to go somewhat like the plot of Aliens.
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#4
But you have a cat in your avatar.
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#7
FUCKING.

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....Nah really, I dunno. I like cats though
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#9
take them to a farm that wants them.

never heard of a farm that didn't want animals...
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#10
Animal Control, it's what they're there for, plus it saves you spending money on guns/ammo so it's the economically responsible thing to do.
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#11


Beware.
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#12
Don't shoot the goddamn cats you monster. Tame them, which is not hard at all, I've tamed several wild cats where I live, and give them out at walmart. Problem solved, no slaughtered cats.
#15
Cats are the best thing ever man! I would go with option 1
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#16
Quote by celticstorm84
"endless supply of cats" = endless supply of food.


This. Its not illegal if you eat them after you kill them...

... I wish the same laws applied to people.


Also; that quote made me laugh, so Celticstorm84 you have been sigged.
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endless supply of cats = endless supply of food.


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#17
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If it is your own land. Then killing them yourself is less of a hassle. Or sell them?

We've tried many times to give them away (the land used to be my aunt's), but the cats reproduce faster than we can give them away.

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"endless supply of cats" = endless supply of food.

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/jokingly

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Don't shoot the goddamn cats you monster. Tame them, which is not hard at all, I've tamed several wild cats where I live, and give them out at walmart. Problem solved, no slaughtered cats.

We're talking 30+ cats a year. Which means we have to search the entire barn to find these bastards and tame them.

Animal control is starting to look like a better option.


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#21
Start a website like icanhazcheezburger?
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#22
go talk to the chineese resturant down the street. im sure they'll b happy to 'adopt' them
#24
I thought this would be the best thread ever when I saw the title but it's not. cats ftw
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#25
My god do something... Now! U ever read animal farm?! It sounds just like that, except with cats! I'd go with option 2, probs the only pussy you will get in a while
#26
What would Metallica do???

KILL "EM ALL!!!!

/problem lol

seriously though animal control would be the laziest thing to do, therefor it's what I would do.
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#27
Ur best friend married ur sister? Lame bro... And Animal Control is expensive, we're renting a house out to my mom's friend and somehow snakes got in there and it was like $60 per snake to remove them.
#28
So we've decided that the only logical solution is for him to eat them?

Right, cool.

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#29
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So we've decided that the only logical solution is for him to eat them?

Right, cool.

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT LOLCATS.


#30
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Ur best friend married ur sister? Lame bro... And Animal Control is expensive, we're renting a house out to my mom's friend and somehow snakes got in there and it was like $60 per snake to remove them.

Exactly this!
We have absolutely no idea what Animal control would cost.


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#31
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that or fire

or just throw water at them cats hate water it's science
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that or fire

or just throw water at them cats hate water it's science

But they multiply if they get water on them.
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#33
You do the following:

1) Seal off the entire barn, except for one entrance
2) Sit in front of said entrance, let's say at a distance of 30m or so
3) Torch the barn

When the cats come out, it's like IRL Space Invaders.
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#34
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Exactly this!
We have absolutely no idea what Animal control would cost.


Alas, if anybody hears so many gunshots, they will probably call the cops, and you will get in trouble, I'm pretty sure slaughtering cats in your backyard is illegal. Ask the local shelter or animal control if you can borrow a trap or something. Trap them, then take them to shelters or dump them. Dumping is illegal but you can do it discreetly.
#35
Quote by TheQuailman
You do the following:

1) Seal off the entire barn, except for on entrance
2) Sit in front of said entrance, let's say at a distance of 30m or so
3) Torch the barn

When the cats come out, it's like IRL Space Invaders.

Yeah, except you eat them instead of shooting them.
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#36
Send in a pack of vicious wild dogs and let nature take it's course
#38
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Yeah, except you eat them instead of shooting them.

I find it easier to shoot them before eating them. Just me, i suppose.


You might also just drive through the barn on a steamroller, laughing like a maniac. Dozens of flat cat burgers.
#39
I have 2 alternative options for you!

1 - Seal off the entire barn then fill it with gas, thus killing the cats and killing your problems.

2 - Send your best friend in dressed as a cat, he will slowly gain their trust and discover their weakness which you and your sister can then exploit, just be careful he doesn't become attached to the cats and mate with a sexy female.
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#40
What if we combine some ideas here.

Here is the end all plan.

1)kill all the cats
2)Adopt cute, friendly, domestcated kitten
3)Turn dead cats into burger patties
4)Feed burgers to kitten
5)Take pictures of kitten doing cute things around cheeseburgers
6)Create website call "Ihazcatburgernaowz.com"
7)Post pictures

/end all plan
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endless supply of cats = endless supply of food.


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