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#1
Pretty self explanatory, post puns that you've heard that are so bad that they make you cringe.

I thought of this because someone i know always makes exceptionally bad jokes.

Examples:

What did the duck have to eat - Cheese and quackers

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red

Practice safe eating - always use condiments

etc.
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These aren't at all that punny.


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I know, hearing these jokes make me want to pun away. Pun very far away.
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#4
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These aren't at all that punny.


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I cwatudidthar..

*reserved spot for bad pun.. Need to think*
#5
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Practice safe eating - always use condiments

etc.

That one was pretty damn funny
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#7
You don't actually have to read them if you don't like them, you know, you punk
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#8
Wow, this thread's going to be wound up very quickly with all these bad puns.
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#9
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did...
#10
Kensai's puns.


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#13
This was something I read once:
"Fuck you! My friend died from leaving his charger plugged in."

Oh the many responses:
"I'm sorry for your loss. It must have been quite a shock."
"Was anyone charged or was it an accident?"
"I believe it was a case of battery."
"Watt a tragedy."
"I hope the culprit gives up without too much resistance."
"I didn't know him so his death doesn't even phase me."
"Surely you have the capacitance for sympathy."
"Such news sparks empathy from others."
"I hope you live in the jurisdiction of a circuit court."

#14
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This was something I read once:
"Fuck you! My friend died from leaving his charger plugged in."

Oh the many responses:
"I'm sorry for your loss. It must have been quite a shock."
"Was anyone charged or was it an accident?"
"I believe it was a case of battery."
"Watt a tragedy."
"I hope the culprit gives up without too much resistance."
"I didn't know him so his death doesn't even phase me."
"Surely you have the capacitance for sympathy."
"Such news sparks empathy from others."
"I hope you live in the jurisdiction of a circuit court."


That's terrible.
I think it's time for a change.



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#15
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This was something I read once:
"Fuck you! My friend died from leaving his charger plugged in."

Oh the many responses:
"I'm sorry for your loss. It must have been quite a shock."
"Was anyone charged or was it an accident?"
"I believe it was a case of battery."
"Watt a tragedy."
"I hope the culprit gives up without too much resistance."
"I didn't know him so his death doesn't even phase me."
"Surely you have the capacitance for sympathy."
"Such news sparks empathy from others."
"I hope you live in the jurisdiction of a circuit court."




Ohm my god!
#16
I hate puns. Paronomasiacs are annoying...
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#22
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These aren't at all that punny.


cwatididthar?


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#24
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What's "tried"?






This thread is going to be a lot of pun
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What's "tried"?


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#27
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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#29
DURACELL BUNNY ARRESTED

CHARGED WITH BATTERY

not mine, made me laugh though. as i don't know what "cringe" means, i'll just go wit dat-
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#36
Puns are awesome.

What makes me cringe is when people bold or italize the pun part.

Totally ruins it.
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#37
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Puns are awesome.

What makes me cringe is when people bold or italize the pun part.

Totally ruins it.



Yeah I'd hate to leave a perfectly good pun in ruins like that



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#38
Most Hitler jokes nowadays.

They can be done well, don't get me wrong, and there's no greater way to say "fuck you Hitler" than "You're one hilarious dude Hitler", but most of it nowadays boils down to "Knock knock. Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? Hitler Holocaust! Olololol", it's just bland. Again, this is a generalization, there are some good Hitler jokes nowadays and especially in-general, but it seems like a lot of people use it as a free pass for comedy.
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#39
Quote by that guy again
Yeah I'd hate to leave a perfectly good pun in ruins like that


UGH

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#40
What did the policeman say after arresting mixie the cat?

You are under arrest, anything you say or do can be put against you in the court of paw


I'll just leave now...
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