#1
A quest, for a video.

Interviewer: "So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?"
Frank Zappa: "You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"

I would pay any amount of money (assuming its under $20) for a video of that interview. Unless it's for a magazine or something like that.
#4
<insert rickroll at interest of my not banned status>

Here it is. Give me $20.
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#8
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There's no video. You can trust me because I declared myself the biggest Frank Zappa fan in the world. And because I'm willing to bet no one on this board knows more about Zappa than me.


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Yes she was.

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