#1
So this insanely hot girl I work with bought a guitar yesterday and asked me to teach her how to play today. Of course I agreed, but she knows absolutely nothing about music other than the letter names of the strings at this point. I really don't know where I should start. Please help?
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#2
Show her the positions.
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#6
On a serious note, TS, teach her something fun, yet something she won't completely be able to accomplish on her own, thus leaving her wanting more


more penis of course.
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#8
The usual, smoke on the water.

then shred her panties off
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#10
C,A,G,E,D chords in open position

or you could teach her how to down tune into drop C and then play every song from st anger with her
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#11
She is probably trying to impress a guy she works with.
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#12
**** scales, teach her a simple song and then play a beast ass solo...


in her vagina. Or just wip out ur dick that usually works lol
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#13
Fap.
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#16
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Correct fingering would also be good.
I agree. I think I'll go with that, open chords, and like a Jason Mraz song or something.
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#18
1. Show her some basic chords

2. Use those chords to have her play a song she'd know

3. ??????

4. HAPPY SEAL! ARF!
#19
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']1. Show her some basic chords

2. Use those chords to have her play a song she'd know

3. ??????

4. HAPPY SEAL! ARF!


This

It works every time. "OMG ur so good!!!"
#20
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She is probably trying to impress a guy she works with.


This. Spoiler alert; it's not you.

I know...
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#21
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This. Spoiler alert; it's not you.

I know...
I am literally the only guy she works with. However, I am all too aware that I don't have a shot with her.
You'll find out...
#22
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I am literally the only guy she works with. However, I am all too aware that I don't have a shot with her.

Get that confidence up. If you don't get some tunie out of this, I am disappoint.
#24
You can teach her a C and then shred in annoyance when she doesn't get it right. She'll be either:

A: Overwhelmed and start to cry, thus becoming venerable and in need of some love.

B: Overwhelmed by your sudden confidence boost (by being a dick) and will do you.
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#25
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Not with that attitude!
Yeah, yeah. I just don't want to get my hopes up.
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#27
avoid the F chord, barring is a bitch when you're starting out. A am C D Dm E Em G those are what she needs to know to start. maybe a B7 to challenge her. teach her a simple song. What kind of music is she into? break popular songs down into powerchords so she can learn them faster?
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#29
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avoid the F chord, barring is a bitch when you're starting out.

I always forget what that's like if I'm trying to teach someone. I'll be sitting there like, "What, are your fingers retarded?"
#30
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avoid the F chord, barring is a bitch when you're starting out. A am C D Dm E Em G those are what she needs to know to start. maybe a B7 to challenge her. teach her a simple song. What kind of music is she into? break popular songs down into powerchords so she can learn them faster?
Oh yeah I'm gonna try to stay away from barre chords for a while. For stuff that requires actual instruments to play, she's into Incubus, Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, and Dave Matthews.
You'll find out...
#31
Teach her the strings.
Then teach her a simple song to practice.
Then snap her G string and make her sing.
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#32
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Oh yeah I'm gonna try to stay away from barre chords for a while. For stuff that requires actual instruments to play, she's into Incubus, Jason Mraz, Jack Johnson, and Dave Matthews.

I like her already, TS.

If you don't get after that, I will. Watch out.
#33
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