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So my friend and I are having a chat over facebook and he says:

"Dude, if a chick has cancer and is in the middle of her chemo treatment then she has no hair right? So she technically would be clean-shaven right? I wish my girlfriend had cancer."

I was astounded and shocked by what he said. So Pit what are some horrible things you or a friend have said about someone/something?
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#4
Quote by xMarkx
So my friend and I are having a chat over facebook and he says:

"Dude, if a chick has cancer and is in the middle of her chemo treatment then she has no hair right? So she technically would be clean-shaven right? I wish my girlfriend had cancer."

I was astounded and shocked by what he said. So Pit what are some horrible things you or a friend have said about someone/something?


Have you ever asked your girlfriend to wax? Wishing cancer upon her is infinitely preferable to unleashing THAT beast.
...In my opinion.
#5
Quote by Skynyrd890
CH.I.L.F.


Based off milf. figure it out.

you almost spelled it out too
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#6
Quote by Dirge Humani
Nigger.

And various other racial slurs.


pretty much this
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I go to the pit only to just look at your creepy perverted username.


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#7
I'm the friend that says the socially awkward and unacceptable things.
Love, love is a verb. Love is a doing word.

I got soul but I'm not a soldier...
#8
Quote by direngrey680
I'm the friend that says the socially awkward and unacceptable things.


Congratulations! you're the friend no one likes!
#9
Quote by Skynyrd890
CH.I.L.F.


Based off milf. figure it out.


Crack Head I'd like to ****?

For me, most of the slang used on Jersey Shore.
#10
Quote by :Vicious--
you almost spelled it out too

I've never said anything I've been so ashamed of.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#12
Quote by cyco_bob56
I don't know about you guys but whenever I hear something like "He/she was born with....." I'm almost always tempted to say "Are you sure it's not Maybelline?"





Me too!
#13
Why don't we just sterilize people who have an IQ below 100 and aren't hot girls?
Future: Uncertain
End: Near

#14
"I **** children"

I'd like to see someone smile after you've been told that. Seriously.

Oh, and I told some lady walking down the road that I wanted to rape her dog. She looked at me funny.
I'm FAT!
#15
Oh, a buddy once acted like he was going to snatch up a small child (triggering the CHILF joke)... he's also one who saw a quadraplegic woman and said "what the hell'd she do to piss god off?"
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#16
Quote by Sociophobic
Why don't we just sterilize people who have an IQ below 100 and aren't hot girls?


Well why don't we?

>.>

<.<

Are world of smart dudes and hot chicks, oh wait, there would be no sex!
#17
Girl what are you doing in the pool? We all know black people can't swim.

My buddy Michael: Man her pussy tasted so sweet...
My buddy Jerome: Oh don't worry, thats just the chlamydia.

*fat girl walks by* Me: Man somebody get that rhino off the ground....we dont want Florida to become another Haiti.

Michael: Why did you **** the blind girl?
Me: For the novelty

and on and on and on.
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#19
Me: "The Rev is just teaching God to play drums."
Friend: "Yeah, he's got bass down, I think."
Me: "Yeah, just look at Haiti."
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

#20
I was playing MW2 last night and I dropped an emergency airdrop in the corner of the map, and their entire ****ing team swarmed me out of nowhere and I was really pissed and said "They're like a bunch of African niggers going for a watermelon."
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#22
Quote by inlinetobethene
I feel the need to tell my female friends I would enjoy rapping them, because I need to e honest right?


Rapping them?
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat. - Douglas Adams
#23
Quote by RBM01991
Girl what are you doing in the pool? We all know black people can't swim.

My buddy Michael: Man her pussy tasted so sweet...
My buddy Jerome: Oh don't worry, thats just the chlamydia.

*fat girl walks by* Me: Man somebody get that rhino off the ground....we dont want Florida to become another Haiti.

Michael: Why did you **** the blind girl?
Me: For the novelty

and on and on and on.

You and your friends aren't funny. At all.
My name is Danny. Call me that.
#26
Quote by inlinetobethene
I dunno what you said but that viking-nigerian is really cool


Wat.

Thats Flava Flav, son. But you're right, he is cool.
#27
Quote by asator
You and your friends aren't funny. At all.


Neither is he actually.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#28
(me talking with my then-girlfriend over coffee): you know, i'm so sick of this Haiti Awareness bs on campus. it's just a bunch of rich, upper-middle class white kids wearing red because they want to be a part of something. how does wearing a red shirt help someone in haiti? it doesn't. oh but it's for "awareness." anyone who isn't aware already is living under a rock. and everyone living under rocks is in haiti.
#DTWD
#29
Quote by primusfan
(me talking with my then-girlfriend over coffee): you know, i'm so sick of this Haiti Awareness bs on campus. it's just a bunch of rich, upper-middle class white kids wearing red because they want to be a part of something. how does wearing a red shirt help someone in haiti? it doesn't. oh but it's for "awareness." anyone who isn't aware already is living under a rock. and everyone living under rocks is in haiti.



My name is Danny. Call me that.
#30
Before beating up a douche bag, I once said "I'm going to cut your face off and wear it as a mask while I fuck your mom!"
#31
Quote by Littleangus44
Before beating up a douche bag, I once said "I'm going to cut your face off and wear it as a mask while I fuck your mom!"

Interesting. You know, you were probably laughed at for days and days after you said that, regardless of whether you won the fight. That's just plain weird.
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

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#32
Quote by Littleangus44
Before beating up a douche bag, I once said "I'm going to cut your face off and wear it as a mask while I fuck your mom!"


YOU SICK!
#33
A friend of mine used to enjoy shouting "Go die in a house fire!" if someone annoyed him.
Also, the c-word. The bad one. I swear like a sailor, but I never use that.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#34
I hope you die, that's quite horrible.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#36
Quote by BeefWellington
A friend of mine used to enjoy shouting "Go die in a house fire!" if someone annoyed him.
Also, the c-word. The bad one. I swear like a sailor, but I never use that.

What, cunt? I use it regularly.
My name is Danny. Call me that.
#37
Quote by asator
What, cunt? I use it regularly.


Girls seem to have a massive phobia of that word, I fail to see why.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#38
Quote by Todd Hart
Girls seem to have a massive phobia of that word, I fail to see why.

If we can put up with "dick", I don't see what's wrong with it
My name is Danny. Call me that.
#39
Never happened but the thought amuses me
*Women crying*
Me: Whats wrong?
Women: *sniff* my child just died
Me: oh man, how old was it
Women: 2 weeks old
Me: Oh...So you won't miss it that much, right?
#40
"She lost her baby..."
"What, at the supermarket?"

(It was to cot death)
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