#1
Genius:

A man ejected from a pub in Australia broke into a zoo and climbed onto the back of a crocodile named Fatso, which bit him on the leg but then let him go.


Well, sometimes life bites.
#2
I guess that's what you could call a crocodile tear.
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#6
he should stop whoring himself off the crocodiles then, damn croc hookers


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#7
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The crocodile even felt sorry for him. Poor drunk bastard.

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#8
Ah just deserts. Sad thing is the croc will be made into clothes.
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#11
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Aw shit, well, that's what he gets for not carrying a papyrus containing the spell to preserve its possessor against attacks from he who is in the aquarium or whatever that place is.
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#13
Oh, the things alcohol will do to the human mind.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
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#14
Almost won himself a Darwin award...
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#16
That must of been quite a bite
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#19
What a lousy situation
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#21
Someone make the CrocodileRoll into a ROFL gif nao!
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#23
Lol. It happened in Australia and I read about it 2 days ago in a Quebec City newspaper :p


The guy is a superstar :p
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#24
Lol what a Crock.
Get it? It sounds like **** with an R inbetween.

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Last edited by guitarnoob_100 at Jul 15, 2010,
#25
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Lol what a Crock.
Get it? It sounds like **** with an R inbetween.

:Sad:



Fail at emoticon usage

its not :Sad: godammit ppl how hard is it?
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#26
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Fail at emoticon usage

its not :Sad: godammit ppl how hard is it?


I always forget about the caps

I edited it in like 10 seconds you are pretty fast
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