Poll: Spy or not?
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View poll results: Spy or not?
Yes, definitely
32 27%
Yes, but with some guilt/doubts
13 11%
No, never
37 32%
No, but I'd be tempted
20 17%
Alex Lifeson
15 13%
Voters: 117.
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#1
Let's say that you're approached by a influential member of a country's Government. In return for spying on your country and giving their Gov. information, you'll be given a new life in the other country- guaranteed citizenship, income from the Gov., protection from prosecution.


Would you choose then to spy on your country? I'll leave the country you're spying on and the exact circumstances of the spying up to you.

I would...


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#2
I would do it through a computer company.
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#4
Depends of the moolah.

For 500 grands a year, I'd do it. Nothing under.
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#5
No I don't like treason.

Or dirty traitors that should hang
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#9
I'd be very tempted to become a double agent and spy on whichever country asked, just for a laugh.
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#12
I wonder if Russia is looking for spies to spy on the UK...I can speak some Russian...


Plus I'm British so I'd probably not get caught easily.
#14
I would do it just for the cash.
I could really give two shits about my countries government, or any others for that matter.
But for the amount of money I would be paid I would have no problem spying on my country for a while.
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#16
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I wonder if Russia is looking for spies to spy on the UK...I can speak some Russian...


Plus I'm British so I'd probably not get caught easily.

Yeah but your problem is that you drink. When people get drunk they tend to open their mouths about shit. So you wouldn't have a chance.
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#17
I would, but there's no spy-worthy material here, so meh.
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#18
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I would do it just for the cash.
I could really give two shits about my countries government, or any others for that matter.
But for the amount of money I would be paid I would have no problem spying on my country for a while.


Wait...you COULD give two shits?
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#20
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I wonder if Russia is looking for spies to spy on the UK...I can speak some Russian...


Plus I'm British so I'd probably not get caught easily.

And if you were to spy on America how long do you think it would take before the CIA knew?

They're everywhere
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#21


but no, never.
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#22
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Yeah but your problem is that you drink. When people get drunk they tend to open their mouths about shit. So you wouldn't have a chance.



When I get drunk, I start talking gibberish in Serbian. So unless someone hears me who knows Serbian, I doubt anyone would do anything.
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#24
I would do it. I'm not even a little patriotic. I think the whole idea of countries is pretty stupid. We should have one global society with one government.
#26
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What the...? Why the Alex Lifeson pic?


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You put it as a poll choice
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#27
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I would do it. I'm not even a little patriotic. I think the whole idea of countries is pretty stupid. We should have one global society with one government.


Yeah, a governement for 7 billion people.

Great idea
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#28
My theory: intelligence groups from various countries got together and payed Fassa to make this thread in order to find potential spies.

Anyone who answered yes is either going to be recruited by foreign agents or arrested by agents of their own country. Whoever gets to them first.

OT: No, no I wouldn't.
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#29
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My theory: intelligence groups from various countries got together and payed Fassa to make this thread in order to find potential spies.

Anyone who answered yes is either going to be recruited by foreign agents or arrested by agents of their own country. Whoever gets to them first.

OT: No, no I wouldn't.

I'd guess arrested
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#30
depends which country is asking me. If it was an independent source located within my home country I would do it
#31
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You put it as a poll choice



You could have at least chosen a slightly more flattering picture...


Also, isnt that the pic from when he got arrested? Because suddenly my brain is trying to keep the words 'Alex Lifeson' and 'handcuffs' seperate...
#32
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Yeah, a governement for 7 billion people.

Great idea

I declare myself Presidential Prime Minister King Chairman of the World.

Now to form an alliance with the King of Space.
#33
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Depends of the moolah.

For 500 grands a year, I'd do it. Nothing under.



Ooh, that sucks, they were offering $499,999 a year. Oh well.

#34
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You could have at least chosen a slightly more flattering picture...


Also, isnt that the pic from when he got arrested? Because suddenly my brain is trying to keep the words 'Alex Lifeson' and 'handcuffs' seperate...

If you didn't notice it says mugshot on the side
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#35
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I declare myself Presidential Prime Minister King Chairman of the World.

Now to form an alliance with the King of Space.
I will never ally with you

EDIT: The Space Empire now declares war on Earth. Have a nice day
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#37
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I will never ally with you

EDIT: The Space Empire now declares war on Earth. Have a nice day

Aw shit.

You guys have UNITIИU backing you up.

World, your Presidential Prime Minister Chairman King has failed you. Already.

#38
I would alex the hell of the lifeson of the country.

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#40
For the right country.....

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