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So my stupid cousin (not blood related) decided it would be funny to feed my aunt's dog some chocolate that he had. He later explained that he just wanted to see the dog throw-up bit and have the shits. But of course he fed the dog way to much, about 3 or 4 pounds (about 4 of the entire bars), of baking chocolate which is the most lethal for a dog to have. Why he was eating baking chocolate I don't know, but the dog is currently really sick and looks really weak.

So Pit whats the worst thing you have ever seen happen to an animal? Preferably a first hand experience.
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



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#2
That's terrible, feed your cousin a few lbs of exlax.
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4 pounds!!??!?!???
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watched my cat have a heart attack =[
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My old dog died of a genetic defect. She went in a month from being a healthy animal to being a bag of bones.


Turns out she has died because of some defect caused by inbreeding.
#7
how old is this cousin? anything over 13 and you better kick his ass
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Jesus that kid is stupid as shit. My first dog died from a spider bite, those were sad times.
#11
At least your dog wasn't shot by your burglar neighbor.
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#12
Try and press charges against him for killing your dog?

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That's terrible, feed your cousin a few lbs of exlax.


And have him to wash it down with a bottle of epicac.
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He later explained that he just wanted to see the dog throw-up bit and have the shits.

I think some exlax and a vomit-inducer is in order, don't you? What a fuck. How old is this asshole?

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if the dog dies, feed the dog to your bitch of a cousin
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#16
One of my dogs bled to death from a gigantic nosebleed It was not pretty, and it was probably quite painful for her.
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Hmm closest I can get is my dog ate 1kg (about 2.2 pounds) of Galaxy Chocolate (it was an xmas present) he threw up about 6 times and then was fine.

The tit didn't learn though, and ate a terrys chocolate orange the next xmas.

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I've had three dogs that something bad happened to. The first was stolen from our back yard. We came home one day and he was off his chain and we could never find him, so we assume he was stolen. The second was poisoned by our neighbor, and that dog was THE BEST dog we had ever had, which majorly pissed me off. The third, our same neighbor shot it straight in the balls... it died a day later.
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how old is this cousin? anything over 13 and you better kick his ass


Lol, when you ask him he says 13, "BUT 14 NEXT MONTH!"

And for anyone wondering he is not mentally retarded in anyway shape or form, but he is incredibly stupid.
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

#21
when i was little i had a male and female dog
the the female dog was puppies and then some other dog with rabies came the male dog killed the dog with rabies but got rabies himself and had to be put down
the female dog refused to eat and died along with the puppies
i never cried harder
#22
Your cousin needs to get his ass kicked.
Also make sure that if the dog dies you make your cousin feel guilty as shit. I brought my cousin to tears when he accidentally fractured my puppy's leg.
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#23
Don't kick his ass.

Just make him feel guilty as ****.

mind**** him.
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Hmm closest I can get is my dog ate 1kg (about 2.2 pounds) of Galaxy Chocolate (it was an xmas present) he threw up about 6 times and then was fine.

The tit didn't learn though, and ate a terrys chocolate orange the next xmas.


My dog used to know exactly what chocolates were hers at christmas. We used to get her a box of maltesers (they'd last for months but yeah) and put them under the tree, and even if there were other maltesers under the tree should would rip the wrapping paper off of hers.

Twas quite amazing.

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#25
wow this thread is depressing as hell.
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Last week my neighbor shot my dog while trying to break into our barn/shed. By the time i went out the next morning and fed him he was completely bloated (to the point his skin wasn't holding him together, his eyes were dangling out of his head, and there was blood everywhere. In the humidity, it smelled. Bad. I had to put him on a sheet of wood and drag it in a way he wouldn't roll off to get him to where I could dig a grave, then while putting him in his legs got caught on a piece of wood and the bone broke as he went into his final resting place.


Shit sucks.
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My aunt's cat had AIDS. They had him put to sleep.
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Lol, when you ask him he says 13, "BUT 14 NEXT MONTH!"

And for anyone wondering he is not mentally retarded in anyway shape or form, but he is incredibly stupid.


The mentally retarded IQ spectrum is quite large, though.
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My aunt's cat had AIDS. They had him put to sleep.

I'm sorry. I may have laughed at that...

My cat got in a fight and had it's tail amputated. All my family were a bit upset about it. I was killing myself laughing. T'was awkward.
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Lol, when you ask him he says 13, "BUT 14 NEXT MONTH!"

Then he's old enough to know better. Keep an eye on him, man, for serious. Torturing animals for fun isn't a good sign.
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Last week my neighbor shot my dog while trying to break into our barn/shed. By the time i went out the next morning and fed him he was completely bloated (to the point his skin wasn't holding him together, his eyes were dangling out of his head, and there was blood everywhere. In the humidity, it smelled. Bad. I had to put him on a sheet of wood and drag it in a way he wouldn't roll off to get him to where I could dig a grave, then while putting him in his legs got caught on a piece of wood and the bone broke as he went into his final resting place.


Shit sucks.


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I'd consider 0 to 85 quite large.

85 isn't MR. You've gotta go two standard deviations below the mean (which means 0-70.0), and if you knew what you were talking about you'd know how rare that is. Besides, just because the scale theoretically goes to zero doesn't mean you can have an IQ that low.

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Then he's old enough to know better. Keep an eye on him, man, for serious. Torturing animals for fun isn't a good sign.

No it isn't.


Yeah. Hitler apparently used to torture animals too. Maybe I should just kill him now and save the world another holocaust.
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Originally Posted by Guitarbaddie
Dude, she's like 12, what is wrong with you?



Originally Posted by RockGuitar92
You're the one who came on her face.

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one time when i was eleven .... i stayed at my cousins house in georgia. and their new puppy accidently ate my brownie off my plate. two days after we left they said that their dog had died. i felt guilty for 7 years. i thought my brownie killed him!! .... then he came up last month. i confessed it to him. and he said the dog was hit by a car :\
way to leave out the details....
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one time when i was eleven .... i stayed at my cousins house in georgia. and their new puppy accidently ate my brownie off my plate. two days after we left they said that their dog had died. i felt guilty for 7 years. i thought my brownie killed him!! .... then he came up last month. i confessed it to him. and he said the dog was hit by a car :\
way to leave out the details....

that SUCKS
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