#1
So my mom won't allow me to work a job since I'm 16. There are plenty of places hiring in my area, But she still won't allow me to get a job due to the fact that she wants me to concentrate on school so pit, I ask you: How can I legally obtain teh moniez?
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#3
Tell your mother that you would like to develop maturity and independence and that a job is an ideal way to do so.
#4
Tell her you just want to work on the weekends so you can have money to buy drugs and hookers.
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Tell your mother that you would like to develop maturity and independence and that a job is an ideal way to do so.

this'll probably do
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Learn organic chemistry and cook some crystal.
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#9
Throw a temper tantrum to show that you are mature enough to get a job.
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#10
same problem at that age. got one anyway.
my mum was upset when i gave it up so you can never win in this. just get it anyway during the summer, it's not going to do any harm in this time, and focus on school the same and if you can't cope, you can always give it up
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#14


Find a nice, busy-but-safe place, and start busking. Then when your mother objects because no mother wants their child sitting out in a busy street playing for tips, tell her you'd get a job but she won't let you, and you figure this is just as good a way to both build maturity and get extra money. Combining this desire for a job scenario with the whole "I want the maturity" thing above posters have mentioned should go a long way.
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#16
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I'm the same age but there are no bloody jobs going. Sigh.

Don't tell me deyr takin yer jerbs in Ireland too
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Find a nice, busy-but-safe place, and start busking. Then when your mother objects because no mother wants their child sitting out in a busy street playing for tips, tell her you'd get a job but she won't let you, and you figure this is just as good a way to both build maturity and get extra money. Combining this desire for a job scenario with the whole "I want the maturity" thing above posters have mentioned should go a long way.


I'll go with this haha. Thanks for the advice pit.

wait, did I just say that?
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So my mom won't allow me to work a job since I'm 16. There are plenty of places hiring in my area, But she still won't allow me to get a job due to the fact that she wants me to concentrate on school so pit, I ask you: How can I legally obtain teh moniez?


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#21
every answer in here is making me lol
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My friend sold ciggaretes when he was 16 for cheap to kids in highschool. Good luck!
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#23
I lost my summer job, I was doing construction. We all got ****ed by the homeowner, shit sucks. School starts in early August for me anyway, so I still worked the better part of the summer. Didn't get a dime in all of July though.
#24
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My friend sold ciggaretes when he was 16 for cheap to kids in highschool. Good luck!

hm... never had one before.
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#25
I vandalized a golf course and while I was doing community service there, they offered me a job. Your parents will be so frustrated about the vandalism they will completely forget about a job.
#26
I can haz money




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So my mom won't allow me to work a job since I'm 16.




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There are plenty of places hiring in my area, But she still won't allow me to get a job


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How can I legally obtain teh moniez?


You can't without a job...and it sounds like your mom wears the pants brah..so tough shit.
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#27
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hm... never had one before.


You shouldnt, grammar nazi. Its a terrible habbot.
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#28
Opposite at my end. I need a job and my mom is like "GET A JOB" but there are none in my area. Try the busking idea (after checking on whether or not you need a permit to do it there), that might work. Could be fun too.
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#29
TS's b-day is Feb 9/1994

He joined the Pit August of 2006.

That means he was 12 when he joined. Don't you have to be 13?

Banhammer brah.
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#31
Just say it's either you get a job or you sell drugs.

Or, just get a job anyway without her knowing. Soon, she'll see all the positive effects having a job does on building someone's character, and she'll no longer object.