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#6
Make her a sammich.


Put worms in said sammich.
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#7
Fuck her sister. Or her mom. Or both.
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#13
Good revenge is to scream "WHORE!" and then dump her.

Or dick in a box. That's always great fun.
#15
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Dick in a box


Every single holiday!


I say just give her a hot dicking....

.... right after you give her hot friend one
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#16
Break up with her. Grow up, and stop crying about it. Find another gf. Prove to her that you're happier with new gf. Ultimate revenge.
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#17
Deal with it, it's your own fault.

You let her out of the kitchen. OLOLOLOL.

I've been in the pit too long.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#18
Quote by ethan_hanus
Get conformation, then.......idk tell her parents, they'll give her crap for the rest of her life. Or just dump her, who needs em anyway, I still got my guitar


Yeah.

Go hand out with her at he place while her parents are there.


And then confront her about it while her parents are in the same room.


or something...


Quote by sadSTATUE
Deal with it, it's your own fault.

You let her out of the kitchen. OLOLOLOL.

I've been in the pit too long.


No.

You've been out of the kitchen too long.
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#20
Quote by mikeskiboshski
My girlfriend has been cheating on me...
How can I get revenge?


I see why she cheated.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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#22
Quote by mikeskiboshski
I'm not that type of guy...


That doesn't matter, this is not about what type of guy you are. This is about revenge.
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#23
Quote by Momentosis
Yeah.

Go hang out with her at he place while her parents are there.


And then confront her about it while her parents are in the same room.


This could work. But at the same time, it's just as easy for her to deny it then and there. Then she'll just be more pissed off at you.
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#24
Quote by mikeskiboshski
I'm not that type of guy...


Not much of a guy then to pass up the mother/daughter combo....
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#26
wait...


we're forgetting an important question here.


How does TS know she's cheating on him?
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#27
Just confront her about it, then dump her. Revenge really won't get you anywhere in this situation. You don't need that bitch anyways.
#28
Quote by mikeskiboshski
I'm not that type of guy...

You didn't mention being a eunuch. That makes her actions a bit more understandable.
#29
Get your guitar and go to her in a public place. Then instead of serenading her with a love song. Say "This is the breakup song". Then sing a breakup song.
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so what you're saying is that, after getting out of the water naked with 5+ guys, you thought that once the girls were around you had better get some clothes on?

.......
#30
Quote by TheHobbit
Get your guitar and go to her in a public place. Then instead of serenading her with a love song. Say "This is the breakup song". Then sing a breakup song.


I see potential
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#31
Well, she accidently sent me a message that said "Don't forget the condoms." and then she called me and appologized and she confessed...
#32
Quote by mikeskiboshski
Well, she accidently sent me a message that said "Don't forget the condoms." and then she called me and appologized and she confessed...




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#33
I notice you called her your "girlfriend." Maybe you should break up with her. That's revenge enough.
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#34
Quote by Momentosis
wait...


we're forgetting an important question here.


How does TS know she's cheating on him?


She was more deflated than usual
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#35
Quote by mikeskiboshski
Well, she accidently sent me a message that said "Don't forget the condoms." and then she called me and appologized and she confessed...

Yeah, I almost forgot them..


Just break up with her, TS.
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#38
Break it off and before you do, cum in her hair. Apparently it's hard to get out. Also, go for her relatives/friends virginity. Don't stop until you have it. Then after all that is done, break up with her and tell her it (btw you break up with her right after you cum in her hair). Trust me it works wonders.
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#39
Quote by damian_91
Oh yeah, I almost forgot them...

*fixed* for my idea

You should break up with her, then, as you're walking away, say this and throw a box of condoms to her.


IT'LL BE JUST LIKE A SCENE FROM A MOVIE, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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#40
Quote by crazy8rgood
*fixed* for my idea

You should break up with her, then, as you're walking away, say this and throw a box of condoms to her.


IT'LL BE JUST LIKE A SCENE FROM MOVIE MAN!!!!!!!!!!


this...


DO THIS!!!
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