#1
cases for;

1. You can shit on the floor scot-free, worst case scenario you get called a bad dog

2. Pizza tastes fucking great; fresh or dry, hot or cold, dry or wet

3. You can hump people's legs and they think its funny

4. No clothes

5. You get to sleep on the couch all day if you so wish

6. You're blissfully stupid so nobody expects anything out of you such as TPS reports and whatnot. If you happen to do anything beyond the ordinary, you are praised to no end

cases against;

1. Whatever anybody gives you i.e dry food, thats all you're gonna get. If you want something else you gotta take it.

2. you'll probably remain in a pound the rest of your life, if you decide to run away.

3. if they dont like how you act, they'll snip your cajones off. (might be a deal breaker)

4. You probably dont get to go outside very much, if you are a little dog

5. People dont like it when you bark

6. People will call you names like "fucker" or "fagface" because they know you won't tell the difference.


EDIT: Shit, forgot to hit the poll option, sorry.
#2
Nah. I'd like to keep my balls, thanks.
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#4
I'd have to have a lot of fucking wishes before I ever got to "I wish I could shit on the floor". In fact, anyone who lives alone can shit on their floor if they wanted, they just choose not to because they're not idiots.
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#6
No, I don't want to be mentally retarded by human standards, lick my ass and crouch, eat shit, not be able to properly bathe, etc...
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#7
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6. You're blissfully stupid so nobody expects anything out of you such as TPS reports .

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#8
No.
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#9
From what I've seen in the Pit, dogs seem to die horribly quite often so...
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#10
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#11
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I'd have to have a lot of fucking wishes before I ever got to "I wish I could shit on the floor". In fact, anyone who lives alone can shit on their floor if they wanted, they just choose not to because they're not idiots.


I don't know, I'd almost have to say they choose not to because they know nobody would clean it up for them.
Although I guess there is that saying "Don't shit where you eat"...
Who wrote the blood and water chapter anyway? Probably some surly dad, only child, thirty cats.
#12
Nah, I see how bored my dogs are laying around the house sleeping all day. If anything I'd be a Jack Russel Terrior on speed. Does not sound like funSQUIERREL!!!!
#13
Why do dogs lick their d**ks, because they can! I hope that in my life life, I can be the person that my dog thinks I am. Unconditional love of a dog is incredible.
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#15
you forgot to say they die faster than humans so definitely no
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#18
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Why do dogs lick their d**ks, because they can! I hope that in my life life, I can be the person that my dog thinks I am. Unconditional love of a dog is incredible.
"Charlie really loves his friends, but in the end he knows that sometimes a dog is as good as any man"
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(poor ol' Lucys gone!)


Not sure what the rest of that says, but hey, I'd love to be able to lick my dick. Just sayin'.

you forgot to say they die faster than humans so definitely no


That's a debatable "no". I mean, I can't even imagine living to 40 let alone like 80 or something.
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#20
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I don't know, I'd almost have to say they choose not to because they know nobody would clean it up for them.
Although I guess there is that saying "Don't shit where you eat"...

I doubt that's the only reason. I know I'd find myself thinking "This is an awkward position I'm in here. If only there was some sort of seat with a hole in it to make this whole process easier."
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#21
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I could lick my dick if I really wanted to.


You've tried this before?
#22
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You've tried this before?


Not intentionally.

That's why I didn't actually lick it, but I could of.

Damn I feel sick.
#23
I would rather be in a sexy 18 year old girl's body with my male teenage mind. Sounds more fun than being a dog.

#24
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I would rather be in a sexy 18 year old girl's body with my male teenage mind. Sounds more fun than being a dog.

who know what in the world you would do....
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#26
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Huh.


And with that, I answer "no".

Chocolate is ****ing delicious.
#28
I wouldn't want to be shot be my burglar neighbor. So no. And I wouldn't want to have to eat baby crap every time I get locked in a bank vault.
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