Poll: hMM?
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Yes, you can teach her and it will be non-tensioned.
35 47%
No. She will drown you in her panties.
17 23%
ololololol **** her anyway
23 31%
Voters: 75.
#1
Are guitar lessons and a non-flirty atmosphere compatible?

My friend wants to learn guitar and she wants me to teach her. I think she might kind of like me but I don't really think of her as more than a friend.

Can I teach her without her thinking it means something non-platonic?
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#2
Yeah just don't get your **** out and you'll be fine.
But do it for 'teh lulz' anyway.
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#4
Well I've had several guitar teachers, and to the best of my knowledge I've never had sex with any of them.
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#5
go for it. as far as i know, its a win-win for you either way
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#7
Yeah I think it is possible as long as you watch how you teach her. For instance, sit across from her and show her a chord on your guitar and then make her do it on her own and not come up behind her, put your arms around her and putting your fingers on top of hers. Keep distance.
#8
Go for it.

Worst case scenario: She realized you don't feel the same, gives up.

Best case scenario: You get sex, AND SPREAD THE GIFT OF KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!

There's probably some other scenarios, but it's midnight and I'm not fully awake right now, and don't feel like thinking any harder at the moment.
#9
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go for it. as far as i know, its a win-win for you either way


See that's where you haven't seen the girl.
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#10
There will probably be sexual tension.

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#12
inb4 positions/fingering comments.
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#15
Are you FVCKING high TS?
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#16
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Are you FVCKING high TS?


No, I am not.

She is not attractive and I'm interested in a different girl.
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#17
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See that's where you haven't seen the girl.

well then, i assume she's ugly so.... teach her and keep your distance like the other guy said. she cant be THAT bad can she?
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#19
Are you mature?

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#20
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#21
i dunno, something about "proper fingering" gets girls riled no matter how Bill Stein i try to take myself...

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inb4 positions/fingering comments.


you sumbitch
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#23
If she tries to go further and you don't want it to just tell her.
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#24
Oh please, I've done it a fair few times. If you're just friends, why should this be any different from hanging out otherwise?
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#25
Well yeah there might be tension. But she might not actually "like" you, so you might be safe. Your worst case scenario is better than alot of guys here...heh heh...but seriously, just go for it. when you explain the "g string" don't say the "string" part, dont say "fingering", uhh say something else. worst situation is you end up going at it at a lesson. now if only my girlfriend had a interest in learning guitar...
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#27
Buy a Spider III and play on insanely brootal death drive. It will temporarily kill any sexual feelings inside her, and she might even hate you.
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#28
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i dunno, something about "proper fingering" gets girls riled no matter how Bill Stein i try to take myself...


you sumbitch

It's Ben Stein. This guy:


Anyway, I was going to say "I've never seen a Female Guitar lolz", but now I see that is covered. So maybe you should just do the teaching and if she moves, tell her how you feel. She might not come back.
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