#1
well.. yesterday i was in a shop and i came across these:
jeez man.. this thing has 2 different shoelaces.. how the **** are you supposed to tie this?.. i mean seriously..
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Mate, I'll make it simple for ya, aye? Just take 'em out! Rip 'em out, and pop in one shoelace and tie it however ya would a normal shoe aye? But I seen a lotta kids wearin' them skateshoes untied, fella! They make 'em all tight like but don't tie 'em or some shit aye? Or maybe nah **** it ****, I dunno.
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#6
You have to nail them on like horseshoes. That way you're eternally branded as a prick that wears shoes like that.
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jeez man.. this thing has 2 different shoelaces.. how the **** are you supposed to tie this?.. i mean seriously..

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Mate, I'll make it simple for ya, aye? Just take 'em out! Rip 'em out, and pop in one shoelace and tie it however ya would a normal shoe aye?


This ^

Also, if you really like the look, you can always colour in the lower part of the laces with a marker pen to make it look like it has two laces.
#14
I thought this was "How True To Your Shoes?"

I was going to come in and say that whilst I love my trainers, and would never leave them, I still wear others on occasion, and many a pair have caught my eye.

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#15
Laces = not cool. Velcro is the way to go.
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Two shoelaces?

Edit: wait they're skater shoes...you aren't meant to tie the laces...
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#17
I don't think you do tie them, you just slip them on and tuck the laces into the shoe.

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Mate, I'll make it simple for ya, aye? Just take 'em out! Rip 'em out, and pop in one shoelace and tie it however ya would a normal shoe aye? But I seen a lotta kids wearin' them skateshoes untied, fella! They make 'em all tight like but don't tie 'em or some shit aye? Or maybe nah **** it ****, I dunno.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

This guy kills me. Seriously, post in more threads. I don't even understand what you're saying half of the time. But it's gold.
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#19
yeah, that guy is like a collingwood supporter...

the cancerous bastards walk up to you on the street and nag you for a smoke, and then walk up to the next guy and so on...
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yeah, that guy is like a collingwood supporter...

the cancerous bastards walk up to you on the street and nag you for a smoke, and then walk up to the next guy and so on...

What are you saying? I honestly have no idea. Culture barrier.
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What are you saying? I honestly have no idea. Culture barrier.

collingwood supporters are the equal wifebeating, criminal usually on welfare stereotype of wherever you are from.
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collingwood supporters are the equal wifebeating, criminal usually on welfare stereotype of wherever you are from.

Insane Clown Posse fans?
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possibly, as they both would not be able to understand the principles regarding the functioning of magnets.

yes, they are the same.
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#27
Thread the black laces through the first couple of eyelets then pull the rest of the laces up loosely to by the tongue.

Thread the green laces through the top couple of eyelets then pull the rest of the laces up loosely to by the tongue.

Now you have a black and a green lace one one side, and a black and a green lace on the other. HOLDING THEM TOGETHER, make a little bow out of them and then tuck them behind the tongue and go about the rest of your life happy that as an adult you had to ask advice on the internet on how to tie your shoes up.
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#28
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Thread the black laces through the first couple of eyelets then pull the rest of the laces up loosely to by the tongue.

Thread the green laces through the top couple of eyelets then pull the rest of the laces up loosely to by the tongue.

Now you have a black and a green lace one one side, and a black and a green lace on the other. HOLDING THEM TOGETHER, make a little bow out of them and then tuck them behind the tongue and go about the rest of your life happy that as an adult you had to ask advice on the internet on how to tie your shoes up.

Wow... I didnt expect anybody to actually explain it out.

But srsly: Grab the shoelaces, burn them off. Your problem is solved.
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#29
You can't tell from that angle but it's a single shoe you can put both of your feet in
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#30
This shoe is pretty ugly.

Slip it on.
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Mate, I'll make it simple for ya, aye? Just take 'em out! Rip 'em out, and pop in one shoelace and tie it however ya would a normal shoe aye? But I seen a lotta kids wearin' them skateshoes untied, fella! They make 'em all tight like but don't tie 'em or some shit aye? Or maybe nah **** it ****, I dunno.

You fair dinkum mate?


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