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#3
about 7.

Although if you're having a bbq, you can drink as soon as it's lit.
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#5
Quote by halvies
If you are drinking beer with breakfast, i think you can draw the conclusion that you have an alcohol problem.

There's nothing wrong with a nice glass of freshly squeezed orange juice



hmm so I'm a 21 year old alcoholic?

Well do AA meetings ever have any hot chicks? My dad meant his 2nd wife there but you can guess how that went.
Last edited by needler420 at Jul 16, 2010,
#6
Too early to start drinking is always within the first hour of waking up.
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#7
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hmm so I'm a 21 year old alcoholic?


No, just a 21 year old idiot desperately trying to impress people via the internet.
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#8
Quote by needler420
hmm so I'm a 21 year old alcoholic?

you can be 3 and be an alcoholic really.

i don't drink when i wake up, I used to though, back when everyone did, so it was easy, and i woke up at 5 pm. Can't do that much after high school though

responsibility and shit.
#9
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No, just a 21 year old idiot desperately trying to impress people via the internet.





Ok I'm just going to play video games and just wait till like 11 am or so for lunch lol
Last edited by needler420 at Jul 16, 2010,
#10
You can start drinking when you can discern the difference between, "too," and, "to."
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#11
it's easy to justify drinking early, because quite probably you will be asleep EARLIER when bed time comes.

the universe has a way of...balancing things out.
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#12
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No, just a 21 year old idiot desperately trying to impress people via the internet.



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#13
Quote by Jack Off Jill
You can start drinking when you can discern the difference between, "too," and, "to."


How so though if ive been drinking?
#14
You can start drinking as early as you want to.
Why would drinking a beer in the morning make you an alcoholic?
There's no problem with drinking early, the problem is drinking early and continue drinking till you go to bed.
#15
Quote by needler420
How so though if ive been drinking?

I wish there was a condescending head pat emoticon. I think I'm going to suggest it.
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#16
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I wish there was a condescending head pat emoticon. I think I'm going to suggest it.


There is a face palm emoticon lol
#17
Quote by needler420
There is a face palm emoticon lol

Not good enough. The face palm could be used in describing yourself. I think if you're really looking to drive the point home, you need a condescending head pat.
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#18
My earliest pint has been 11.30am I think. Had to go early to the pub to get seats etc for watching football in 3D and it was shit.
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#19
never too early, at Festivals - brush your teeth with your first beers,
#20
Quote by Waffleguy
You can start drinking as early as you want to.
Why would drinking a beer in the morning make you an alcoholic?
There's no problem with drinking early, the problem is drinking early and continue drinking till you go to bed.


your avatar in compination with that sig makes me dizzy.
#21
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Not good enough. The face palm could be used in describing yourself. I think if you're really looking to drive the point home, you need a condescending head pat.


this response could be vastly improved with proposed emoticon in question.
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#23
I doubt you're an alcoholic, but I wouldn't drink beer at seven in the morning. Especially if you plan on doing so through out the rest of the day. Then you could be in trouble.


But you're just an attention seeking douche, so I don't really care.
#24
Beer tastes better in the morning, FYI.
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#27
The earliest I've had one is at about 9 - 10am at a Festival. The breakfast beer!

But either way, there is no right and wrong answer. I don't see the point in drinking alcohol at any time put at night since I would like to be sober through the day. Also, you're only an alcoholic when in the morning you've got yourself too drunk to spell "alcoholic".

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#28
Quote by needler420
I requested new emoticons in the site feedback for a condescending head pat emoticon

So help me God, if I don't get credit for this.. I will give you the head pat.
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#29
I was drunk at noon once but it's cos we were camping and had to leace soon and couldn't take the beer with us so we beer bonged all of it.
#30
Quote by needler420
is 7:30 am to early to have a beer? I woke up at 5:00 am

Of course it isn't, if it was, how on earth could you partake in a 24 hour bender?
#31
How ironic, people bash the OP for craving attention and by doing so, they are giving him attention.
Regarding the question I can only say: it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
#32
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it's 5 o'clock somewhere.


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#34
Quote by MakinLattes
it's never too early

edit: god damnit.

I cannot believe none of those hillbilly rednecks is kicking that keytar playing dork's ass.
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#36
I don't believe in the concept of it being too early... Do what you feel like!
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#37
Quote by needler420
is 7:30 am to early to have a beer? I woke up at 5:00 am


For shame, sir, you shouldn't have stopped drinking from last night yet.
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#38
Quote by needler420
hmm so I'm a 21 year old alcoholic?

Well do AA meetings ever have any hot chicks? My dad meant his 2nd wife there but you can guess how that went.

There were always young kids, some as young as 17 or 18, who were at the meetings.

OT If you can push it to noon it's best but who cares? Have some beer! It's not like you're dropping pills and nyquil.
#39
Quote by halvies
If you are drinking beer with breakfast, i think you can draw the conclusion that you have an alcohol problem.

That's a pretty bold statement.
#40
Lunchtime is when it's ok to start in my books.
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