The UG Time Warp: Yourself in one year, five years, and thirty years.

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#1
Post the answers below now, use the tool linked below to email yourself a year from now linking this thread. Then come back quoting yourself from the year prior, telling us what REALLY happened, how it happened, then do the whole thing again. Also set yourself up an email five years from now, and thirty years from now, just for fun in case you abandon UG. You might be interesting and coming and reading it. It will definitely be interesting reading others from 30 years ago.

http://www.futureme.org/ - Email yourself a year from now with this thread link in it, telling yourself to come back and play! Post your answers here if you want, not just in the email. Feel free to discuss.

1. What are your immediate goals?

2. What are your long term goals?

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

4. Do you feel accomplished?

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:
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Line 6 IV 75w (lol)
Last edited by guitar nubsauce at Jul 16, 2010,
#2
1. What are your immediate goals?

Get laid!

2. What are your long term goals?

Get laid some more.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

-.-

4. Do you feel accomplished?

**** Yeah.jpg

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

Dick length - 7.8 in

Dick width - 2.3 in diameter

I'll enjoy this in a year, I'm sure.
#4
1. What are your immediate goals?

Get as much coding experience as possible at current job. Dive further into JS frameworks, and .NET framework. Try to also pick up C#.

2. What are your long term goals?

Find a better paying job in programming, aiming for doubling current salary. Have student loans paid off, a house, as much additional property as possible, and possibly a family.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

Pretty happy and looking forward to the future. Loves to play guitar, loves to program, loves to make music.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

Considering I'm still pretty young, I do feel very accomplished, but I have much more to do.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

Are you religious? God and science to me are the same.

Do you follow politics? Yes, but I'm losing interest.
Fender Stratocaster USA Deluxe 2005
MIJ Fender Contemporary Stratocaster '85-'86 HSS System I DiMarzio SD Bridge
Epiphone 2010 Les Paul Tribute
Ibanez AW30ECE Acoustic
Line 6 IV 75w (lol)
#5
1. What are your immediate goals?

To stop terrible rulers of the earth, and make them see their ways, and hopefully change.

2. What are your long term goals?

To rule the planet.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences

You know that guy that showers himself in money followed by hundreds of women chasing me down the street, in anticipation to make love with me, but i'm also 50 years old, so my body isn't what it used to be, however...My body wasn't that great to begin with, so I get tired after a block and have lots and lots of sex.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

At that point, yeah I will.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later

It's not going to actually happen, and upon seeing this sheer disappointment, i'll probably jump off a bridge.
#8
1. What are your immediate goals?
Do well in college. Get fit.

2. What are your long term goals?
Become a professional in the field of audio recording and producing. Hopefully create my own indie label.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:
Arrogant, selfish, moody and too opinionative.

4. Do you feel accomplished?
Not a chance. I feel I've done well this year but since no one else thinks so, it shows how low my standards are now.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:
Have I become a good person yet?
#10
my own version of this:

(1 year's time) if you haven't made a move on one of those girls that you like, punch yourself in the face right now. Past self is very disappointed in you (but if there were 'exceptional circumstances' then don't bother)

(5 year's time) if you still have that part time job that you had 5 years ago, punch yourself in the face, twice if you did manage to graduate cause you're obviously doing something wrong. Get a better job (unless there are, once again 'exceptional circumstances')

(30 years time) if you're reading this, im surprised due to 3 reasons;
1) that the world has not in fact ended
2)that UG hasn't been shut down for many reasons including that The Pit became a breeding ground for insanity and thus ended up exactly like /b/, and that the Pit has become a revolutionary militia somehow
3) that you haven't managed to piss off the wrong person with your sarcasm, and that you haven't ****ed up bigtime
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#11
1. What are your immediate goals?

Pass my a levels and get my band gigging.

2. What are your long term goals?

Hopefully continue playing in my band, but more likely I'll end up in uni.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

Shy, nuerotic, open minded, optomistic.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

Sort of. Compared to what I was in secondary school I've come a long way.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:I don't do very well with the ladys. :/
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#12
Quote by mr freezy
5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:I don't do very well with the ladys. :/


I'm interested to see an update on this one.
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MIJ Fender Contemporary Stratocaster '85-'86 HSS System I DiMarzio SD Bridge
Epiphone 2010 Les Paul Tribute
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Line 6 IV 75w (lol)
#13
Quote by captaincrunk
Dick length - 7.8 in

Dick width - 2.3 in diameter

I'll enjoy this in a year, I'm sure.


Off-Topic: You're supposed to measure around the penis for a circumference not across the top...

>.>
#14
1. What are your immediate goals?
- Mandatory: 'get laid'
- Make more friends
- Exercise more often.

2. What are your long term goals?
- Getting better at playing guitar
- Aquiring better grades
- Join a band

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:
Very musical, but introverted. You (or I?) know.

4. Do you feel accomplished?
No. Not really.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:
Religious? Yes, but not stupid, conservatively, religious.
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#15
1. What are your immediate goals?

Finish lycée and get my Bac, ACT and SAT

2. What are your long term goals?

Commercial Lawyer

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

Tall, brown hair, above average penis size.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

Heh, lol.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

I have 5 guitars, how many now?
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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#16
1. What are your immediate goals?

get sorted out for going to Cally next year. Sort out your bedroom and make sure it doesn't smell of herb when the parents get home on monday.

2. What are your long term goals?

Quit smoking. find a job you don't hate.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

kind of in between things. no real aims to speak of in the next few weeks. single and bored. disconnected. no structure in life whatsoever apart from all the time I waste online.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

not really.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

so far never failed a single exam or test in my life. current weight just under 13 stone.

this could be quite interesting, seeing as I'm hopefully going to uni in a few months and I expect a hell of a big change in my life, especially with hopefully moving out of my parents' house to glasgow and stuff.
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#17
Quote by jgbsmith
5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

so far never failed a single exam or test in my life.


Geez, wish I could say the same!
Fender Stratocaster USA Deluxe 2005
MIJ Fender Contemporary Stratocaster '85-'86 HSS System I DiMarzio SD Bridge
Epiphone 2010 Les Paul Tribute
Ibanez AW30ECE Acoustic
Line 6 IV 75w (lol)
#18
1. What are your immediate goals? To get laid

2. What are your long term goals? Ermm to see Avenged Sevenfold successfully.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences: Erm, hilarious, getting better looking, indie, slightly outgoing at times.

4. Do you feel accomplished? Yeah I got off with Hannah Marston like a month ago **** yeah.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later: I wear very skinny jeans.

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#19
1. Beat Kingdom Hearts and Red Dead Redemption

2. Its summer, so Im not going to worry about that.

3. Im sure I'll know who I am in 1 year.

4. Somewhat

5.No
#20
Quote by bogeaqyt
1. Beat Kingdom Hearts


great game
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MIJ Fender Contemporary Stratocaster '85-'86 HSS System I DiMarzio SD Bridge
Epiphone 2010 Les Paul Tribute
Ibanez AW30ECE Acoustic
Line 6 IV 75w (lol)
#21
1. What are your immediate goals?
Fullfill my last year of upper high school with avrage of 4.8 (norwegian system)

2. What are your long term goals?
Become a game programmer.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:
Introvert, have the "unpopular" opinions and listens to Power metal only.

4. Do you feel accomplished?
No, I am still not finished education and 5 years await me.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:
Nothing.
#22
Quote by GisleAune
2. What are your long term goals?
Become a game programmer.


good luck man srsly!

Fender Stratocaster USA Deluxe 2005
MIJ Fender Contemporary Stratocaster '85-'86 HSS System I DiMarzio SD Bridge
Epiphone 2010 Les Paul Tribute
Ibanez AW30ECE Acoustic
Line 6 IV 75w (lol)
#23
its funny to read anynomous letters, all of the guys who talk about 21/12/2012 must be UGers, this is gonna be cool, i sent the letter with useful information today in 2012,, this means in a period of moving to another city to go to college
#24
It'll be interesting to see whether I'm still using that e-mail address in 30 years time, I hope so, would be awesome!

1. What are your immediate goals?

Get Laid, and get into Glasgow Uni

2. What are your long term goals?

Get a decent career (hopefully in the media at this stage)

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

Short, angry, go out some nights, but love teh Xbox

4. Do you feel accomplished?

At this stage in my life, I've only accomplished a black belt in karate, but nothing other than that really.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

No Girlfriends at this point, do me proud future self
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#25
1. What are your immediate goals?

Complete this thing, oh , and buy a new bass
2. What are your long term goals?
Get my band signed, become a sex god
3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:
Sexy, brill, awesome, cute VAIN (Lol)
4. Do you feel accomplished?
Um, yeah
5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:
I am awesome with the ladies, and hope to see a tattoo sometime soon
#26
Quote by jgbsmith
1. What are your immediate goals?

get sorted out for going to Cally next year. Sort out your bedroom and make sure it doesn't smell of herb when the parents get home on monday.

2. What are your long term goals?

Quit smoking. find a job you don't hate.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

kind of in between things. no real aims to speak of in the next few weeks. single and bored. disconnected. no structure in life whatsoever apart from all the time I waste online.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

not really.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

so far never failed a single exam or test in my life. current weight just under 13 stone.

this could be quite interesting, seeing as I'm hopefully going to uni in a few months and I expect a hell of a big change in my life, especially with hopefully moving out of my parents' house to glasgow and stuff.

Just got that email, here's the update

1 - back from 1st year uni for summer, currently sorting myself out for a new flat and stuff for next year

2 - still smoke, unemployed

3 - I spend a lot more time with friends now, and I'm getting myself organised to move back to Glasgow in a month or so, still pretty unstructured and commitment free though

4 - more so than I did a year ago

5 - still never failed anything, but I slept through a test that counted for 30% of a module a few months ago, passed the module though.

edit: oh yeah and I'm down to 11 stone now.
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#27
1. What are your immediate goals?
Get my shit the fuck together.

2. What are your long term goals?
Keep my shit the fuck together. Also release more albums. More gigs. Long-term relationship. Reconcile with certain members of my family.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:
Doom metal >_>

4. Do you feel accomplished?
No.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:
At this current moment, 133 likes on facebook and 352 listeners on lastfm. Would be nice to see 500/1000 this time next year.

Edit: Well this thread is old, but it's still a good idea
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#28
I send myself a futureme mail every year. I think it helps keep me on track
~Domino?

This life's too good to last
and I'm too young to care.


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#29
1. What are your immediate goals?

Six pack, Georgetown, br00tal geetar skillz

2. What are your long term goals?

Naval doctor then civilian doctor, nice band for fun

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

I am a bastard.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

One day.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

I am no longer Justin Bieber
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#30
1. What are your immediate goals?

Get ripped.

2. What are your long term goals?

Become the Based Prince.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

Swag to my left, swag to my right.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

Not at all.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

I wasn't born in America.

---

Done.
#31
1. What are your immediate goals?

Quit smoking, and don't **** up this semester. Oh yeah, and get this girl I'm crushing on to go out with me.

2. What are your long term goals?

Transfer uni to Canada, and leave this shithole part of the world far behind, and hopefully never have to come back and live here ever again.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

I'm social, but apparently flawed since I can't seem to get a date, or even make out with a drunk chick
I have Hemophilia, and I think I'm the only one with it on this site.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

Slightly, I mean I finished school, with great grades in two subjects, and shit ones in another two, and I'm not doing anything special at uni, just gettin by.
guitar prowess has increased recently, but not anywhere near the level I wish.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

I weigh 87 Kilos atm, and I'm 186 cm, I need to burn all this fat off my ass ;_;
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#32
1. What are your immediate goals?

a) finish reading all the 12 books
b) buy more books
c)get rid of this hell hole called school.

2. What are your long term goals?

open a cafe.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

absent-minded, socially awkward.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

yeah right.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

I whisper to leaves.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I write poetry
And it sucks.
#33
1. What are your immediate goals?

Get a better Rig, get a band together, play some gigs and record some shit. Maybe ask this girl out, who knows.

2. What are your long term goals?

Carry on living, I guess.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

I hate talking about myself. That's more or less it.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

Nay.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

I have never have, and still don't, own a mobile phone. I only ever went to school for two years.
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#36
Quote by bogeaqyt
1. Beat Kingdom Hearts


Very awesome series.

Dear FutureMe,

1. What are your immediate goals?

Finish my associates degree at Southern Community College and maybe go on to Marshall University or WVU.

2. What are your long term goals?

To get out of college and become a lab tech at a hospital.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

I keep to myself when I want to, and can be very social when I want to.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

Only with my music.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

I have shoulder-length, dark brown hair, an average body build, and I wear mostly black and white. Silent Hill and F.E.A.R. scare the crap out of me worse than any scary thing ever made. To date, I've written 11 fanfictions that are published on fanfiction.net and deviantart.com with many more I've abandoned and not finished.
Fanfiction profile: Kutlessrocker's Fanfiction profile. Click Me!

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#37
1. What are your immediate goals?

Do well in college
get some friends
play all the games I stopped halfway through
Read more nonfiction
Play guitar more

2. What are your long term goals?

be less shy
Learn Chinese
be in a non-shitty relationship
Grow taller

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

easily excitable
pretty angsty lately, though for good reasons
shy
open-minded
dependent

4. Do you feel accomplished?

I think so.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

I am 5'2.5"
My hair is brown and getting lighter o.o
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#38
This seems cool, I'll take part.


1. What are your immediate goals?

- Do well in my internship next month
- Pass with good/excellent marks in my PGCE
- Find money from some place
- Keep going with photography
- Try and be more peaceful and happy about life

2. What are your long term goals?

- Teach English, maybe use my career as a tool to travel the world. Also learn Finnish and French a bit better. Be happy. I would also love to do a Masters and Ph.D. at some point.

3. Try your best to describe yourself in only a short few sentences:

Whimsical, creative, short attention span.

4. Do you feel accomplished?

No. I feel like I just wasted a year and getting older terrifies me.

5. Optional information that you would like to share and compare later:

You better not have ****ed another year up, future me.
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