My friend's cockatoo bit a hole in my left middle finger yesterday...

#1
I picked up my friend's cockatoo yesterday and she suddenly dove for my middle finger, grabbed it with her freakishly strong scissor beak and bit down until my friend pulled her off me. It spewed blood for about a minute and has been numb above the point where she bit (which was the closest joint to the tip of the finger) ever since. I tried playing guitar yesterday and it's not impossible but definitely awkward and uncomfortable because the tip of my finger feels like your foot does when it falls asleep. I'm a little concerned about nerve damage... has anyone had a similar experience and recovered from it?
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#2
stick that bastard in the microwave.
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#3
No but I once had a cockatoo fingered and it never bit holes in yesterday again.
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stick that bastard in the microwave.

Yeah, then do something mean to the bird as well
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#5
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#6
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is it a bit like a whacky water weasel?
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your not supposed to anyway but
you shouldnt worry, this is your nerves rebuilding. theyre blocked off by chemicals to avoid intense pain. so the pain would be worse than the actual damage (which is probably nothing rly)

your good to go
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#12
One of those bit me too one time.
I also had nerve damage on my ring finger from another incident of a line getting wrapped around my finger and pulled, It was numb for about 4 months but came back to normal eventually. As long as there is some tingling it will be ok.
#13
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Well true, but I'm not exactly asking anyone for tips on how to perform finger surgery, I just wanted a few people to say something like "Oh yeah, I partially sliced off my finger a week ago and it's fine now"... is that really too much to ask?
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#14
Bastard that microwave stick in the
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#15
Kill it..if an animal bites a human it has to be euthanized..it is the way it works. Just dump some bleach on it or put it in a plastic bag. It has the taste for blood now and nobody is safe until it is stopped.
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Well true, but I'm not exactly asking anyone for tips on how to perform finger surgery, I just wanted a few people to say something like "Oh yeah, I partially sliced off my finger a week ago and it's fine now"... is that really too much to ask?

I already gave you the cure man! Microwave, seriously

But no, I've never hurt my fingers. Hope it gets better soon though.
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#17
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One of those bit me too one time.
I also had nerve damage on my ring finger from another incident of a line getting wrapped around my finger and pulled, It was numb for about 4 months but came back to normal eventually. As long as there is some tingling it will be ok.


Finally a serious answer... those birds are f*cking scary aren't they? I don't feel any tingling though
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is it a bit like a whacky water weasel?


Sadly, it isn't.
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#19
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No but I once had a cockatoo fingered and it never bit holes in yesterday again.

lol wait what?
#20
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I already gave you the cure man! Microwave, seriously

But no, I've never hurt my fingers. Hope it gets better soon though.


I did think about it but it seemed cruel to explode her $1500 bird in front of her inside a kitchen appliance. Also, her microwave was broken.

Thanks, I hope so too
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#21
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now you know!



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Well true, but I'm not exactly asking anyone for tips on how to perform finger surgery, I just wanted a few people to say something like "Oh yeah, I partially sliced off my finger a week ago and it's fine now"... is that really too much to ask?


never ask the pit for reassurance either, jeeze it's like you don't know us at all
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#22
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I did think about it but it seemed cruel to explode her $1500 bird in front of her inside a kitchen appliance. Also, her microwave was broken.

Thanks, I hope so too

Nonono, the thumb goes in the microwave.

Stamp on the bird.
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#23
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Nonono, the thumb goes in the microwave.

Stamp on the bird.


Okay... but it was my middle finger she bit, not my thumb... should I microwave my thumb anyway?
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Ovenman
Iron blimp.
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Aluminum helicopter.
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#24
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Okay... but it was my middle finger she bit, not my thumb... should I microwave my thumb anyway?

My bad, no idea why I put thumb. I'd say do them both for good measure
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#25
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My bad, no idea why I put thumb. I'd say do them both for good measure



Better safe than sorry I suppose
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Ovenman
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I picked up my friend's **** yesterday and she suddenly dove for my middle finger, grabbed it with her freakishly strong scissor mouth and bit down until my friend pulled her off me. I spewed blood for about a minute and has been numb above the point where she bit (which was the closest joint to the tip of the finger) ever since. I tried playing guitar yesterday and it's not impossible but definitely awkward and uncomfortable because the tip of my finger feels like your foot does when it falls asleep. I'm a little concerned about nerve damage... has anyone had a similar experience and recovered from it?


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#27
How old are you Ts? The younger you are, the more likely you are to heal from damaged fingers.

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#28
LOL PICZ NAO.
No but really, I wanna see a hole in your finger. I bet it looks 'badass'.
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How old are you Ts? The younger you are, the more likely you are to heal from damaged fingers.


That's a good point. I'm 19.

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No but really, I wanna see a hole in your finger. I bet it looks 'badass'.


Meh, it just looks kinda swollen and there's a couple of marks on either side of my finger that look like someone poked me with a knife. I should have gotten a video of it bleeding though... blood literally poured out of my finger and got pretty much everywhere.
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#30
Your friend's what the hell?
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#31
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Meh, it just looks kinda swollen and there's a couple of marks on either side of my finger that look like someone poked me with a knife. I should have gotten a video of it bleeding though... blood literally poured out of my finger and got pretty much everywhere.



That's what happens when you get deep wounds on your fingers. You'd be surprised how much blood is running through them and how much pressure there is.

If you've ever given blood or will do you'll notice when they test your iron levels they prick your finger on the tip and it doesn't really stop bleeding till pressure is applied.
When i gave blood i covered the nurse in blood because she wasn't expecting me to bleed that much.
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This is exactly why I have a bird-phobia.

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#33
Maybe go to the Doctors and get it checked out if the feeling doesn't return soon? But you got bit by an animal so I say get to the Doctors anyway.
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#35
you're lucky it wasn't a cockathree, not that I have any experience w/ three cocks...*shifty eyes*
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#36
I advocate, endorse and support the extermination of all cockatoos. They are a threat that needs to be eliminated.
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#37
See a doctor?
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See a doctor?

Preferably a Veterinarian.
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No but I once had a cockatoo fingered and it never bit holes in yesterday again.

What the fuck is this shit?


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