#1
Yet, I am entitled to horrible birthdays...*sigh* Noone came to visit. Only one person called only to say that they couldn't make it because of some BS. Just thought I would let that out.
Those of you lucky enough to still have your lives...
Take them with you. But leave the limbs you have lost.
They belong to me now.
#3
Dude, a birthday is just another day to me. I don't celebrate my own and I don't celebrate other people's.
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#4
Happy birthday

present:


I got you the special edition.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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#6
happy birthday

stop crying

07 Fender American Deluxe Strat
07 Fender Custom Telecaster
09 Seymour Duncan Pickup Booster
09 Fulltone OCD V.4
10 Ibanez WH-10 V.2
09 Splawn SuperStock
10 Jet City JCA-20
97 Fender Hot Rod Deluxe

Yeh the SICK! bit sounds a bit stupid.

#8
Quote by darkcheef
Don't worry, I got you a gift

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGMnmiqlss



The car Kennedy was shot in? All souped up and desecrated?
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#9
Quote by The Madcap
Well, fuck them, then. Watch porn.

If he could fuck them, he wouldn't have to watch porn. Poor guy.
#10
Just have your party here in the pit with us.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#11
Quote by KeepOnRotting
If he could fuck them, he wouldn't have to watch porn. Poor guy.


He's saying fuck them THEN watch porn.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#12
Happy birthday


I got you something, but you wouldn't like it. So I'm going to keep it.

(it's a puppy)
#15
Happy birthday bro!
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#16
The sooner you stop thinking that your birthday entitles you to a lot of acknowledgment that you were born, the sooner you will stop being disappointed. I really don't mean to sound like a dick, but I'm serious.
#18
Happy birthday may you be blessed with more wisdom than a Chinese man.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
#21
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Oh my god a double rainbow! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL
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#22
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Oh my god a double rainbow! IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL


You can has if you wants ???
#23
My birthday's tomorrow and here's my absolutely fun schedule:

-Wake up at 7am
-Go visit a college I don't want to go to
-Go to cousin's graduation party in New Jersey (gags at the thought of NJ)
-Sleep in a hotel

At least got to stay at your own house (I would think). Happy birthday!
#25
Quote by unholyfreak911
My dog died today. =(



Wtf?

Hey buzz killington, sorry about your loss but this is no time for that
#26
Quote by maidenrulz19
Just have your party here in the pit with us.


Yeah! Party in the pit.


I bring the (supposedly) epic sound system.
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#28
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Wtf?

Hey buzz killington, sorry about your loss but this is no time for that


He's clearly implying that his dog's death is TS's fault.

...GET HIM!


Anyway, happy birthday!
#29
<333333333333333333333 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

I have no idea who you are, however.
2012 Gibson Les Paul Custom Classic
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2007 Yamaha APX500
Vox AC15CC1 w/ Eminence Tonkerlite
Assorted Pedals!

All for sale!

Call me Matt!
#30
*Double Rainbow*
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?!?
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"