Poll: How long does it take you to start peeing?
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View poll results: How long does it take you to start peeing?
1 seconds
14 15%
2 seconds
29 30%
3 seconds
15 16%
4 seconds
3 3%
5 seconds
9 9%
6-10 seconds
8 8%
10-15 seconds
2 2%
15-30 seconds
5 5%
30-1 minute
0 0%
1+ minute
11 11%
Voters: 96.
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#1
Takes me like 3 seconds.
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#2
Depends on many factors, including temperature, how full the bladder is, how drunk I am, if there are people around, etc.
#4
Better question, how many times can you step back from the toilet before you miss? And have you ever taken a step too far???

Sometimes it takes me a second, sometimes 10
#5
Sometimes I get stage fright so between 6-10 seconds
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#7
In my house, instant.
In public it takes a couple seconds.

Unless I really have to piss that is
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#8
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Depends on many factors, including temperature, how full the bladder is, how drunk I am, if there are people around, etc.


When youre sober and no people around and its warm and you drank quite a bit.
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#9
Idk why but lately it's taken me almost a minute to do so even in my own household. I get the urge to piss but then I have to flick it a few times to get it flowin.
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#10
it would suck so much to stand there for 60 seconds before you piss
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#11
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it would suck so much to stand there for 60 seconds before you piss


Look forward to when youre 80+.
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#12
Too damn long sometimes.

I'll be playing Xbox, and I'll get up to go piss, and it literally takes 2 minutes for me to start peeing sometimes. It only seems to happen when I've got something else I want to get back to doing.

Otherwise, only a few seconds.
#13
I can pee instantly after pulling down my pants, in fact im master at peeing. I've been drunk and peed without actually beeing capable of aiming and still managed to be completely clean afterwards. Im also capable of leaning towards the wall behind me and just let nature do it's business itself.

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#15
This is a really freaking odd question. I never really counted, but I'd say like 2 seconds, not very long at all.


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#16
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I never really counted,


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#17
I have a bit of a shy bladder, so it takes sometimes 30+ seconds, but only if I'm in a public restroom. I can whip it out and have it flowing in .2 seconds if I'm behind a Babies R Us
#18
It usually starts flowing the very moment I "release".
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#19
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When youre sober and no people around and its warm and you drank quite a bit.

In that case probably 2 seconds.
#20
It depends on a ton of factors. Sometimes really fast, other times really slow. Urinary retention from drug use makes it take a WHILE sometimes.
#21
about a secons or two.
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#22
Come on where the people that takes them a minute to pee!
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#24
Instantaneous, literally I just go as soon as I clench the muscles or whaetver, doesnt even matter where I am. I consider it a gift
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#25
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In that case probably 2 seconds.


And every 2 seconds thereafter.
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#26
Don't you hate it when you go to the movies and you have to pee in the middle of the movie?

For me it always lasts so freaking long, when saw Avatar I missed like 5 minutes of the movie cause I was peeing.

Gosh.
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#27
it depends, somtimes when i got to go i'll just stand there and people will look at me as if i'm pee shy.
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#28
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it depends if i have a boner or not


Attempting to pee with morning wood = Something we should be able to use like girls use their periods: as an excuse for everything.
#29
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#30
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#31
I smell shenanigans.
Yesterday you wanted us to measure our heads, and now you want me to measure how long it takes to start pissing.

What the fuck's up TS?
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#32
I'm not sure if you guys have ever been to Wrigley Field, but they have these trough urinals (google them, and possibly find the trough slide video). That must have taken me a full 30 seconds to start peeing.
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#33
I hold it until it comes out of my ass.
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#35
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I hold it until it comes out of my ass.


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Until the water comes out of my ass.

^from that other thread, I see a correlation here ಠ_ಠ
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#36
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^from that other thread, I see a correlation here ಠ_ಠ


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Most of the important things


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#37
Wow a lot of piss threads here today..




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#39
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Come on where the people that takes them a minute to pee!


In hospital with cancerous bladder tumors I presume.
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#40
well, casually, instant.

but when i want to piss with the force of 1thousand sons burning in my heart full of rage then 3 seconds prep time is required.

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