#1
hey guyz...i have a problem with my dick as i am trying to put inside the guitar input jack.

Its very small but it still doesn't fit in.

Can anyone give me some advice how i can put my dick in?

I am very horny right now


Cheers!
#4
Get a funnel. The rest should explain itself.
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#5
Make the input jack smaller

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#6
Did anyone laugh at this? Damn TS, you have a bad sense of humor.
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#7
Penis_Wanker, July 2010, I'd personally like to welcome you to the forums.
A marvelous first thread good sir.
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#9
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Penis_Wanker, July 2010, I'd personally like to welcome you to the forums.
A marvelous first thread good sir.



you have a small dick mate
#10
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#11
Quote by Penis_wanker
you have a small dick mate

Please, you're 12 years old and the closest you've ever been to a pussy was sitting on your sister's chair. Now with all due respect, go **** yourself son.
Guitars:
Gibson Les Paul Standard
Gibson Explorer New Century
Gibson RD Artist
Fender American Standard Telecaster

Amps:

Framus Cobra
Marshall JCM800 2203 - 1960A

Pedals:

Crybaby 535Q
Rockbox Boiling Point Overdrive
#13
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Please, you're 12 years old and the closest you've ever been to a pussy was sitting on your sister's chair. Now with all due respect, go **** yourself son.


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#14
Don't feed the Troll.

I did a double take when I saw the title of this thread, though. Laughed my ass off.

Doesn't this ****er have anything better to do with this life?