#1
Okay Pit monkeys I have a question for you guys.
I remember reading awhile back that a group of scientists were planning on doing tests on Ozzy to see what the secret to his long life is. So I was wondering why they're wasting the time testing Ozzy when Keith is older then Ozzy is, and he has put enough shit into his body to kill Ozzy 10 times over.
Any thoughts?
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Les Paul was like 90 or something.
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Les Paul was like 90 or something.


That's not my point.
In the article they said that the reason they want to test Ozzy is because of the drugs,
They called him a "medical miracle".
I think Keith Richards' longevity is more amazing then Ozzy's is.
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Les Paul was like 90 or something.

And Les Paul didn't fuck his body up as bad as Ozzy or Richards
#9
I would have to agree with Keith thing. I mean, the guy STILL smokes at least a pack a day (And that's just on stage!) and drinks quite a bit if I'm not mistaken. He also just admitted to smoking like 3 bowls a day, but hey, who doesn't x)
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#10
I don't think Keith has ever snorted ants. Ozzy has.
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Okay Pit monkeys I have a question for you guys.
I remember reading awhile back that a group of scientists were planning on doing tests on Ozzy to see what the secret to his long life is. So I was wondering why they're wasting the time testing Ozzy when Keith is older then Ozzy is, and he has put enough shit into his body to kill Ozzy 10 times over.
Any thoughts?


But Ozzy is cool, and Keith Richards is an overglorified and undertalented idiot. Besides, Keith Richards looks like he should already be dead.
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I don't think Keith has ever snorted ants. Ozzy has.


Keith snorted his Dad.


Dad>Ants
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Keith snorted his Dad.


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But Ozzy is cool, and Keith Richards is an overglorified and undertalented idiot. Besides, Keith Richards looks like he should already be dead.


Oh yeah well you're an over glorified and under talented idiot.
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#18
Keith looks like he's about to keel over any minute. Atleast Ozzy still looks relatively healthy.
#19
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Urban myth.


I believe I read an interview where he said it was true.
I saw something else where the guy who conducted the interview said that with the way he described it he didn't believe it was a lie.
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#20
I find it hilarious how some metal head is putting down Keith Richards. Keith's partying most likely inspired Ozzy's attitude and image. Let's not forget what came first here people. And at least Keith has kept his dignity musically. Ozzy's recent string of ridiculously over the top, cheesy work is just sad...
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But Ozzy is cool, and Keith Richards is an overglorified and undertalented idiot. Besides, Keith Richards looks like he should already be dead.




He's not the best guitarist, sure, but he's a fucking kickass songwriter, blues singer, and slide player.

Anyway, TS, I wonder this question too.
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I thought this thread was about Michael Richards and I thought he was making a come back. FML
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I find it hilarious how some metal head is putting down Keith Richards. Keith's partying most likely inspired Ozzy's attitude and image. Let's not forget what came first here people. And at least Keith has kept his dignity musically. Ozzy's recent string of ridiculously over the top, cheesy work is just sad...

Exactly. Without Keith there would be no Ozzy.
And Like you said Keith still makes good music whereas Ozzy's career seems to keep going based off of the sole fact that he's Ozzy.

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I believe I read an interview where he said it was true.
I saw something else where the guy who conducted the interview said that with the way he described it he didn't believe it was a lie.

Don't believe anything I make up. I certainly don't.
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#26
it's true. in the words of Robin Williams. "Kieth Richards is the only man on the planet who makes the Osbournes look fucking Amish.
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#28
Because Keith Richards is a fucking zombie; theres nothing to test. Everything other than is heart and lungs has to be dust by now.
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#30
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I would have to agree with Keith thing. I mean, the guy STILL smokes at least a pack a day (And that's just on stage!) and drinks quite a bit if I'm not mistaken. He also just admitted to smoking like 3 bowls a day, but hey, who doesn't x)


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#31
Richard fell off a palmtree at 70-fucking-something. On his back, while on vacation.

He walked away.
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#32
I've always wondered how all these legendary rock stars (ozzy, iggy, lemmy, keith etc) have managed to survive such excess. I think it might be to do with something as to how active they were/are. I don't think it is purely genetic.
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#33
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Richard fell off a palmtree at 70-fucking-something. On his back, while on vacation.

He walked away.

I don't see how that's possible when he's 66 right now.
#34
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But Ozzy is cool, and Keith Richards is an overglorified and undertalented idiot. Besides, Keith Richards looks like he should already be dead.

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