#1
Do any of you openly laugh at your own jokes?

I've been laughing at myself for a good 5 minutes now, (admittedly I've had a bit to drink, but the topic is still valid,) and I'm wondering if any of you marvel at your own wit and funniness (for lack of a better/actual word.)
#2
Yes, constantly. I think I'm pretty funny.

I might be the only one tho
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#3
Sometimes. I usually think "Thats funny" rather than actually laugh, so rarely.
#5
I don't but my uncle does. I think it's hilarous. He'll tell the worst joke and then laugh his ass off at it and it will make me laugh every time.
#6
Why would I tell jokes anyways if I didn't find them funny?
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#8
depends on what i say, if i make a a joke then realize "holy shit i actually said that?" then i laugh
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#10
yes. i am hilarious...
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#11
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Why would I tell jokes anyways if I didn't find them funny?

Well you probably wouldn't.

However, comedians probably know they're hilarious, but they rarely laugh at themselves.

I think some people see not laughing at themselves as a sing of modesty. If I say something silly though and it makes someone laugh, I'll definitely laugh along with them.
#12
I occasionally chortle. I always find it a bit embarassing when I do though.
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#14
I do. I think it's good to find yourself funny. You know, as long as other people agree with you.

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#15
i dont really say jokes. i just say what comes to mind and people seem to find it funny. then i look back on what i said and sometimes i join the laughter.
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#16
Laughing at your jokes ruins the effect,I always like to sound "serious" when I say something.
On the other hand,98% of my jokes are sarcastic insults to others,so I dunno.
#17
I occasionally think up some witticism or other which makes me horribly smug, but then I remember how much better Peter Cook was at that, and just feel depressed.
#18
Tell us the fucking joke.

On topic, yes, but usually only with jokes no-one else likes . The ones people actually laugh at are usually things I expected to be mildly amusing at best.
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#19
A little bit, often to prove that I'm joking (sometimes people are unsure).
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i dont really say jokes. i just say what comes to mind and people seem to find it funny. then i look back on what i said and sometimes i join the laughter.

That's included in what I was talking about.
I don't think I've ever actually come up with a joke, just something funny that comes to mind in response to something.
#21
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I usually laugh before I finish getting the joke out, and end up not being able to say it becuase I'm laughing too hard, and then people just ignore me.


This. My friends all laugh their asses off when this happens to me, and I didn't even tell the funny part
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Tell us the fucking joke.

I don't think it's funny at all now, because I've sobered up.

But anyway... Some guy got his facebook hacked and they updated his status as "does anyone have any suggestions for getting cum out of my eye??" and I told him to wash it out with more cum.


It was hilarious when I first wrote it, but now I'm not at all impressed with myself.
#23
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That's included in what I was talking about.
I don't think I've ever actually come up with a joke, just something funny that comes to mind in response to something.

Like the time the lady who sits next to me at work had her cell phone go off, startling her so she said "JESUS CHRIST!" really loud and I replied, "Probably not"

You mean something like that?
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Like the time the lady who sits next to me at work had her cell phone go off, startling her so she said "JESUS CHRIST!" really loud and I replied, "Probably not"

You mean something like that?

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Implying that it most likely was not Jesus Christ calling her on her cell phone....
#27
I'm a fairly happy person, so whenever I say something that is funny, normally I'll have a silly grin and will be chuckling away.
#28
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Laughing at your jokes ruins the effect,I always like to sound "serious" when I say something.
On the other hand,98% of my jokes are sarcastic insults to others,so I dunno.

This

Though if I do tell a real joke and think it's really funny, I usually laugh too hard and end up ruining the joke.
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#31
I don't care about other people, so my jokes are for my pleasure.
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