#1
As a last resort, my patheticness (no offense) has led me to the pit.

See there's a girl that I fancy online now and she's just come back from Italy for 3 weeks. Before that we talked all the time outside and online and we'd joke and stuff all the time because she has a real good sense of humour. Tonight she's at her friends house with 2 others and I dunno what to say to her to basically break the ice. I'm drinking whiskey in attempt to gain courage and by now you will guess that that's a stupid idea going nowhere as I'm somehow not getting drunk by the glass. What am I gonna do because I'd like to ask her to go out with me tonight?

Gawd I feel pathetic coming to this but hey, better than puking up my guts with a spike through my head tomorrow.
#2
She's just a girl, bro, not a deity.
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#4
You should take this to the relationship thread.
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#5
take pussy of pedestal


she's more scared of you then you are of it
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#6
Shes has people over, of course she will talk different.

Say 'Hey'


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#7
tell her the truth

"i wanna do you by the end of the night and you're hot."
Lets jump in a pool


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#8
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tell her the truth

"i wanna do you by the end of the night and you're hot."


+1
#10
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She said no..



Dont worry!
There are more pastas in the bowl.
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#11
she aint your girlfriend dude...


get over it, they come, they go.

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#12
Posting in soon-to-be epic thread.

OT: TS, when you don't know what to do, listen to your inner self.
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#13
Quote by LedZep9626
She said no..


Wait.

You asked her out online when she has friends over?
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#14
I suggest you put a redcoat on, start singing Men of Harlech and attack any African people you see.
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#16
Quote by LedZep9626
Well I talked to her friends and they said I should've.




Never get her friends involved. Especially online. When they're sitting next to her.

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#17
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Wait.

You asked her out online when she has friends over?

bahahaha DOLF
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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#20
Don't get so pissed you can't form coherent sentences. You don't want your temporal (that's right, I'm no naysayer, I said temporal) rejection to stem from her interpreting your talk-sounds as verbal rape.
#21
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bahahaha DOLF

Itler?
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#24
I've never really been out with anyone before btw and I'm kind of young so technically she's the first.
#26
Your only 13, I remember I started doing this kinda embarrassing thing on msn about your age too, purely because I wasn't very confident at your age. It's just one of those things.
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#28
let me talk to her for you dude.

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#29
Quote by element4433
Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.