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#1
so its currently 2:30 in the morning and i've come home from work to get some sleep to find my neighbour is having a loud all night party.... again! i've asked him to please turn the damn dubstep down but its still like being in a club in my bedroom.

so i'm thinking of getting up at 7ish and blasting out some guitar to welcome in his hangover unless the pit can come up with some better ideas.

you all seem like vengeful people so lets hear some ideas
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#2
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so its currently 2:30 in the morning and i've come home from work to get some sleep to find my neighbour is having a loud all night party.... again! i've asked him to please turn the damn dubstep down but its still like being in a club in my bedroom.

so i'm thinking of getting up at 7ish and blasting out some guitar to welcome in his hangover unless the pit can come up with some better ideas.

you all seem like vengeful people so lets hear some ideas

Use his IP as a proxy and download copious amounts of illegal material.
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#6
play something really annoying, with lots of distortion, that doesnt sound well
ALL OF MY CRAP SONGS/IDEAS

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#7
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Use his IP as a proxy and download copious amounts of illegal material.


like and

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Take a shit on his front porch.


definatly like, how could i forget that one
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#8
Duct tape the button on an airhorn down and throw it in his gutter.
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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#10
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like and


definatly like, how could i forget that one

1) he gets in trouble (assuming you let the proper people know/think that he's downloading stuff).

2) You get illegal material. Who even cares what it is? Its illegal and downloaded.

Its a win-win. For you, not so much for him.
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The grandmother is having a baby with her grandson, so the grandson will be his own fathers father, the baby will be his own grandfather, and grandson, and the grandmother will be the mother, and great grandmother?

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#11
dude all you gotta do is,
pull up to his house with all your friends,
bring some sort of device to play loud acacia strain,
and just mosh,
mosh till the cops come.
#16
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hire a gay stripper (male) and send him in his house.

If I could shave my legs in time, I'd volunteer for that.
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The grandmother is having a baby with her grandson, so the grandson will be his own fathers father, the baby will be his own grandfather, and grandson, and the grandmother will be the mother, and great grandmother?

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#17
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dude all you gotta do is,
pull up to his house with all your friends,
bring some sort of device to play loud acacia strain,
and just mosh,
mosh till the cops come.



If you care about your dignity, don't do this.
#18
on second thought, blast some yngie malsteen, as much as its not bad music (its awesome) its hellishy obnoxious, and anooying on hangover. :[ i kno from experience.
#20
Instead of trying to get him back, maybe you could just join the party.
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Fall to the sea
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#21
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on second thought, blast some yngie malsteen, as much as its not bad music (its awesome) its hellishy obnoxious, and anooying on hangover. :[ i kno from experience.



Or better yet, send Yngwie Malmsteen into his house. That'll annoy the hell out of his hungover ass.
#24
i'd call the cops every time he decided to be obnoxiously loud.

it's of little to no inconvenience to me, and of most inconvenience to him.
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#27
5 gallons of gas. A toy poodle. A flare.
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#28
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Tune your Low E down to A and play this over and over.

000 000 000 0 000 000 1 000 000 0 0 0 000 0 0 0 00000 00 0 0

That should scare the piss out of him.

Actually, do this, just tune it down to G.
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#30
Have sex with him, and then call him back the next morning.
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#32
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Cover his house in seaweed

I like that. Push it right out into the ocean.
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#33
Take a shit in a paper bag, stick it on his front porch and light it on fire.
Fork his yard.
TP his house.
Tape down the button of an airhorn and throw it down his chimney.
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#34
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I like that. Push it right out into the ocean.


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#35
This plan will work under these circumstances:

1)He has a small pet (dog or cat preferably)
2) He has a lawn mower

Assuming these conditions are met, you will now need a few things to do this with:

1) A pillow case
2) 5 pounds of raw ground beef
3) several bags of feathers that are dyed the same color of the small pet.

Now, take the ground beef and the feathers, mix them together, and put all of it in the pillow case. Tape this pillow case to the underside of his lawnmower. Then you play the waiting game.
#36
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This plan will work under these circumstances:

1)He has a small pet (dog or cat preferably)
2) He has a lawn mower

Assuming these conditions are met, you will now need a few things to do this with:

1) A pillow case
2) 5 pounds of raw ground beef
3) several bags of feathers that are dyed the same color of the small pet.

Now, take the ground beef and the feathers, mix them together, and put all of it in the pillow case. Tape this pillow case to the underside of his lawnmower. Then you play the waiting game.

This.
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Be subtle with it. Don't like molest him.

And cup his balls.


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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.
#37
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This plan will work under these circumstances:

1)He has a small pet (dog or cat preferably)
2) He has a lawn mower

Assuming these conditions are met, you will now need a few things to do this with:

1) A pillow case
2) 5 pounds of raw ground beef
3) several bags of feathers that are dyed the same color of the small pet.

Now, take the ground beef and the feathers, mix them together, and put all of it in the pillow case. Tape this pillow case to the underside of his lawnmower. Then you play the waiting game.

You put way to much thought into this.
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#38
Quote by SeveralSpecies
This plan will work under these circumstances:

1)He has a small pet (dog or cat preferably)
2) He has a lawn mower

Assuming these conditions are met, you will now need a few things to do this with:

1) A pillow case
2) 5 pounds of raw ground beef
3) several bags of feathers that are dyed the same color of the small pet.

Now, take the ground beef and the feathers, mix them together, and put all of it in the pillow case. Tape this pillow case to the underside of his lawnmower. Then you play the waiting game.


You need help.
#39
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You put way to much thought into this.



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#40
Quote by SeveralSpecies
This plan will work under these circumstances:

1)He has a small pet (dog or cat preferably)
2) He has a lawn mower

Assuming these conditions are met, you will now need a few things to do this with:

1) A pillow case
2) 5 pounds of raw ground beef
3) several bags of feathers that are dyed the same color of the small pet.

Now, take the ground beef and the feathers, mix them together, and put all of it in the pillow case. Tape this pillow case to the underside of his lawnmower. Then you play the waiting game.



Remind me to never come to New Jersey.
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