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#1
The object is simple just post the best pick-up lines you have. They can be funny or practical whatever just post away.

Here's a little crude one i just found this on the web but i doubt it'll help anyone lol

'If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?'

Come on im sure u guys can beat that so go ahead
#2
If I flip a coin... WILL YOU LOVE ME THEN?!?!?!
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
Hey I was so distracted by your perfect body that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
#5
if you guess how many threads have been made on this, i'll grant you permission to sleep with me.
#6
"Hey, I heard u keel aliens n stuff and u dnt afraid of anything lol gimme ur number ya?"
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#7
Clearly the best way to pick up a chick is to do it the way Leo does in The Departed... be a completely ****ed up dude, insult her profession, demand some pills, walk away, get her to follow you, and then ask if she wants to get lunch/a drink. No pick-up lines necessary.
#8
"Damn girl, you look better than my girlfriend!"
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why Scorpions Why!?!
#11
My dick died can i bury it in your ass?
Get Busy Livin' Or Get Busy Dyin'.
#13
I didnt find any other threads like this in search but i only took a glance.

anyway 'You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line'.
#14
Quote by Village-idiot
I didnt find any other threads like this in search but i only took a glance.

anyway 'You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line'.


Use this i will.
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This man has brains.

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Banned for indirect reference.
#15
"Hey baby, can I stick my beef in your wellington?"
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#16


They should have your picture on this sign. (i actually used this one the other day)
Sail upon the open skies
#17
"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
We don't get on, reality and I...

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#18
Quote by MAX-182
My dick died can i bury it in your ass?



Hey ladies, unfortunately I'm married.

So it's gunna have to be your place.
#19
"hey babe, is it me or did someone rub you in 2000 grit sandpaper, dip you in a clear coat, and dress you up fine cause your for expensive looking than my guitar."

Sad attempt is saddening
People in the pit take my post way too seriously.

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#20
"Did you know they have a machine now that gives women up to 9 orgasms a minute? Well they do, it's called (insert your name here)"


"Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Pleased to meet you, my name is.."

"I bet I can run faster horny than you can scared."
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This is my sig!
#21
"Hey there, I've got a knife in my pocket so let's not let this rape turn into a murder..."
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

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#22
"heyy, if i told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? "

;D
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Elitist bollocks like this makes me want to vomit. You're so far up your own arse you could lick your own tonsils.
#23
Quote by Zaphod_Beeblebr
"Hey there, I've got a knife in my pocket so let's not let this rape turn into a murder..."


Quote by Kensai
You'll find whisky very different, but try it and you'll grow into it, soon you and whisky are one, but still two, lovers dancing across a frozen lake under moonlight, wrapped in honey and warmth.


Sums up whisky perfectly
#24
"Is this Yahoo Answers? Because I would love to show you how babby is formed."

Wow, that was beyond bad. Excuse me while I go drown myself.
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On public transport I furiously masturbate while trying to make eye contact with as many people as possible for as long as possible.
#25
i want to tickle your belly button... from the inside
Metal grows on you.
Mainstream Jumps on you,
rapes you anally
and leaves.

mainstream is to music what the worm is to the apple
#28
"Hey you've got something on your face, it looks like beauty to me. Let me try and get it off. It's not coming off!"
#29
Quote by Hakoon1
"Hey you've got something on your face, it looks like beauty to me. Let me try and get it off. It's not coming off!"


Wow,this is a new level of cheesiness,seriously.
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#30
Are you a prostitute? Because I would pay to have sex with you.

Also doubles up as a great opening line if you ever meet a prostitute.

Quote by Next Hendrix
"Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Pleased to meet you, my name is.."

"I bet I can run faster horny than you can scared."


These two are awesome.

Quote by Hakoon1
"Hey you've got something on your face, it looks like beauty to me. Let me try and get it off. It's not coming off!"


Are you actually supposed to rub the persons face while saying this?
#31
"Are you a muslim? Because you just blew me away."
Quote by Ur all $h1t
On public transport I furiously masturbate while trying to make eye contact with as many people as possible for as long as possible.
#33
Quote by aaciseric
Are you actually supposed to rub the persons face while saying this?

You could, or you could punch them in the face and drag away their unconscious body.

>.>
<.<
#34
My chatup line is this : "Get in the van"
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Well menstruation does arouse me. That and mini pizza's.

Mmmmmmmmm, mini pizza's.....


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#35
Age is just a number, and the number i'm thinking right now is 500$.

Not mine btw
Meh.
#36
Quote by Zaphod_Beeblebr
"Hey there, I've got a knife in my pocket so let's not let this rape turn into a murder..."

i feel so bad from laughin at that

OT:"Nice bum, where ya from?" not good at all but it's funny when people try it
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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ilikeyou.

not hated
#37
First, I'll kiss you passionately on your lips. Then, I'll move up to your belly button.

If I was a watermellon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks.

The word of the day is legs! Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Can you help me find my muppet? I think it went into that cheap motel room across the street.


Not exactly pick up lines, good none the less.
#38
Take one of these of the bar, and place on nose


Say:"Hey, did you just throw that at me?"

PS: I really don't know that guy, he just came up in google search

EDIT: Why the hell doesn't it show the picture? Now it lost all its magic
Quote by poopsmith666
thats pretty epic actually.

-Cheap classical guitar
-Cheap western
-Ibanez GRX70 jumpstart package
-Shine bass + Eden Nemesis en8jr 25W
Last edited by yottaMax at Jul 19, 2010,
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