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#2
I got you a Pony:


He's from another universe, but careful, he bites.


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RBY CYOA
#3
Damn you Boreamor! Got there first...

Oh well, I got you this:



To keep the creeps away...
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

Quote by Master Foo
“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#5
I got you this hamster.



For lunch.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


Free Jani92jani

Free Will Swanson
#6
Happy birthday.

I got you this.


It's invisibility I hope you like it.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


Last edited by maidenrulz19 at Jul 18, 2010,
#7
I got you a labrador puppy so your labrador puppy can wrestle with it, and you can take photos with a camera i'm sure someone will give you.

Happy birthday!

#8
Happy birthday! I got you some eyedrops for that glowing eye of yours.



Seriously, you should go get that looked at.


Also, how old is she?
THE FORUM UPDATE KILLED THE GRADIENT STAR

Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 73-78
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 2-0
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 24-7
#10
I got you an AR-15 with a chainsaw on it.


Chicks like that kind of stuff, right?

Naw, have a kitten
maybe if you had a
revolver
you'd
suck less

press
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B Areceive bacon

Gamertag: Seanslaught
PSN: BeastlyBassist
Steam: Beastly396
#11
I was gonna get you the first google result for 'inappropriate' but then something better showed up:

You're using UG classic, congratulations.
You should be using UG classic.




E-Married to Guitar0Player

http://the llama forum because its gone forever which sucks and I hate it.
#12
Happy B's

I got you some presence (my attempts at puns are getting worse)

"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#13
Happy birthday, I got you a positron.
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#14
Happy Birthday, I got you Finland
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#15
Happy Birthday!!!


I got you the distinctive collection of naked men in oven mitts:

Last edited by SeveralSpecies at Jul 18, 2010,
#18
Quote by boreamor
I win


R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

Quote by Master Foo
“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#19
Happy Birthday!
Hope you have fun getting gazeboed
I didn't get you anything because I'm a poor student.
edit:
I found a Moss, he comes bearing a birthday candle too.
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OddOneOut is an Essex S&M mistress and not a pirate or a computer program.

Last edited by OddOneOut at Jul 18, 2010,
#20
Quote by OddOneOut
Happy Birthday!
Hope you have fun getting gazeboed
I didn't get you anything because I'm a poor student.


You've got more money than me ¬_¬
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

Quote by Master Foo
“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#21
Quote by OddOneOut
Happy Birthday!
Hope you have fun getting gazeboed


Haha gazeboed

Thanks, I am going out with my boyfrand for the day tomorrow, then in the evening I'll be getting nicely wasted ^__^
#22
Happy birthday from Katherine and Craigo
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#23
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May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#25
Happy Birthday Suzy!!!!!!


Hope you never have to use it.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#26
^ I hope not too

Quote by sam b
Hyvää synttäriääääääääää!

Toin sinulle saunan..



Kiitos paljon ^__^

Quote by DigUpHerBones
Happy birthday from Katherine and Craigo


Thanks ^__^
#28
No way. We have the same b-day. I give you that knowledge.
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Why do you hate America?
#30
Happy birthday!


I got you a Bentley Continental GT

Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#33

I got you a picture of Stephen Hawking
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#35



You know.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
Happy birthday!! Even though you've been a grammer nazi to me a bunch of times i still got you something...



A rediculously large hot dog!!!!

i didn't know what to get you
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#37
Happy Birthday

I got you a squid;




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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#39
lol @ how a birthday thread is made for someone else....because they are a girl...


Happy Birthday anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/user/charliegray12212

check out my youtube channel for guitar covers.

Quote by Radman_Paiza
I saw it with my dudefriend. But I'm totally not gay, because I have a girlfriend. She's imaginary, but atleast I have one.
#40
Quote by anorexorcist15
lol @ how a birthday thread is made for someone else....because they are a girl...


Happy Birthday anyway.

We prefer the term e-shehim
Been in Japan since August, no fucking money left!
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