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http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Donkey-Parasails-Over-Russian-Beach-Cruel-Video-Of-Abusive-Publicity-Stunt-In-Golubitskaya/Article/201007315667950?f=rss

A recent publicity stunt in Russia. Involving a flying Donkey. To promote a private beach.

Now I'm all against animal cruelty, but you can't deny the video on the page is pretty funny!

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#4
I lolled :'] Pretty Fooked up though. Those silly Russians...
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#5
that aint right. what a jacka** that guy was to send a donkey in the air.
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It was seriously f*cked up. It wasn't funny and I almost died.

It wasn't even slightly fun?
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#10
Hahaha, I just saw this on another news site.

Good stuff, good stuff.

Poor Donkey wouldn't have known wtf was happening. One minute it's all "hey hey, look at all the attention I'm getting. Hey people! Feed me! Yeeaaah this is awesome. Hey what's with the harness? Oh well. Yeeaaaaahh, thi-OH SHITFUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHERE HAS THE GROUND GONE WHAAAATTT THE FUUUUCCKKK IS THIS?"


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#12
Wai-what?

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It's cruel, yet hilarious. Also, how do we know that the donkey didn't enjoy it?
Yeah, maybe he could have been all "Hey come on, yeah, come on, let me fly over this way so I can drop a few loads on these people's heads YEEAAH"

If a bird shitting on your head is good luck, what about a flying donkey shitting on your head?

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Lol, yeah I've been posting around a little bit in the past 2-3 weeks or whatever. Sup dewd, I remember your name heh.

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Didn't you get perma'd?
Lol nevvarrrr.

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#24
I was impressed at the speed the donkey flew into the sky.

It would have been so awesome to be riding on the back of that donkey.

And I could have put like papier maché wings on it, a horn, and like worn a cape. How sick would that be.

Oh oh and I'd wear a Viking Helmet.


...Someone needs to draw this.
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It took me about the 7th time looking at it to notice his wang.




Oh what the fuck?? I just now noticed that too.
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#26
How do we know that the braying wasn't loosely translated as "WOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOHOOHOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!" They just wanted to give the poor thing a good time, man. Maybe he was on vacation too. You guys ever think about that?

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How do we know that the braying wasn't loosely translated as "WOOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOHOOHOOOOO! YEAHHHHHHH!" They just wanted to give the poor thing a good time, man. Maybe he was on vacation too. You guys ever think about that?

No
Yeah maybe it was all the Donkey's idea. Did you guys ever think of that?

Maybe the Donkey was at some frat beach party and was all "Dude I've got the best friggen idea."
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Relatedly, if he had crashed into the beach instead of the water, the ensuing crater would have been an asshole.

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I was impressed at the speed the donkey flew into the sky.

It would have been so awesome to be riding on the back of that donkey.

And I could have put like papier maché wings on it, a horn, and like worn a cape. How sick would that be.

Oh oh and I'd wear a Viking Helmet.


...Someone needs to draw this.

clincher09 might want to draw that.

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#34
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It says the donkey was pulled out half-alive. That's not really funny.

Better than all-dead. This article was obviously written to piss people off about what happened, loaded stuff like that can't really be taken at face value.

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#38
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Better than all-dead. This article was obviously written to piss people off about what happened, loaded stuff like that can't really be taken at face value.

And of course better than mostly dead. It was mean but friggin hilarious
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#40
Dunno why people find this so funny. Those Russians are gonna have to deal with the police now, because they done goof'd.

Unforunately for them the consequences will never be the same.
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