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#1
Its my neighbors 10 year old grandson, I guess he's visiting for the summer. But my neighbor also happens to be my landlord. Help, I dont want to play with him. Ive already ignored him for 3 days.


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#2
Fake your own death infront of him.
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#5
Sexual abuse is the only way I see out of it.
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#6
Be thankful that he isn't saying, "knock-knock-knocking on mah neighbor's doooor" while knocking
#12
You could eat him. I hear human flesh isn't that bad, plus hey, he'd stop bothering you.
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#15
Suicide.
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#18
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Go next door and ask to play with your landlord.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#20
The thing is, I danced with him at a wedding when I was really drunk and now he thinks I'm always that fun.


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#24
Say that you got work/study or a girlfriend over. Your landlord will understand. And if he kicks ya out if you don't wanna play with his grandson...well he's a bitch then.
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#25
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Offer him drugs.

Be like, "hey man, you the guy I talked to on the phone? Here's your sack."

And then slam your testicles in his face.

That's more like it
#26
hire pedo bear to greet people at your door, his services are cheap
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#27
Pretend you have a really contagious virus.
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#29
19 and afraid of telling a kid whos 9 years younger then you that you dont want to play with him....
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#31
just play with him it'll be fun
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your insane, but reasonable
#32
every day leave a trail of frootloops going out to the back door then lock both...if that fails to work spary him with a hose
#33
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19 and afraid of telling a kid whos 9 years younger then you that you dont want to play with him....


Make fun of me if you want, but yes. I'd much rather hide in my room and pretend that I'm not hurting his feelings. Even though, I most certainly am. Thats my nature, I suppose. If i can convince myself I'm not a bitch, then I'm not. Dohh.


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#34
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19 and afraid of telling a kid whos 9 years younger then you that you dont want to play with him....


she's hot though, so she's allowed to be about as sharp as a beach ball.
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#36
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Make fun of me if you want, but yes. I'd much rather hide in my room and pretend that I'm not hurting his feelings. Even though, I most certainly am. Thats my nature, I suppose. If i can convince myself I'm not a bitch, then I'm not. Dohh.



so you rather hide and make the kid feel like a loner, then just tell him that hes a loner and to leave you alone?

seems like the long way to the same result.........


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#37
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she's hot though, so she's allowed to be about as sharp as a beach ball.


hot=/=people skills or real life skills.
hot=hot.... just hot.

plus most ladies like to be called "sexy"... or trick.
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#38
Hell if you lived next to me, I'd probably be banging on your door all day to play with me too.
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