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#1
How often do you lie? Personally, I try to not lie ever. Would you lie to one of your closet friends so they don't get hurt? It will always come back and bite you in the ass if you do. I think it's best to be straight and upfront about stuff. If it's so important you're considering lying to one of your best friends, I think you should tell them instead of lying. Do you think avoiding the truth is also lying?
#3
I try not to lie for my own gain.

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#5
I lie when I go to bed. It's easier that way.
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#6
i only lie when they ask me if i have STD's
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#9
I'm honest to a fault. But when I'm not I lie when it helps me.
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#11
Off topic, but I find it funny how you, TS, have 4 pages worth of created threads and I only have 3, yet I joined a whole year before you.
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#13
The last time I lied I went to jail for my best friend at the time. Needless to say, I don't talk to him anymore.

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Off topic, but I find it funny how you, TS, have 4 pages worth of created threads and I only have 3, but I joined a whole year before you.

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#16
I'm a very convincing liar, so if it's for my own gain, or for other people for that matter, yes I do.
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How often do you lie? Personally, I try to not lie ever. Would you lie to one of your closet friends so they don't get hurt? It will always come back and bite you in the ass if you do. I think it's best to be straight and upfront about stuff. If it's so important you're considering lying to one of your best friends, I think you should tell them instead of lying. Do you think avoiding the truth is also lying?


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#20
I'm usually a bad liar. But I'm good at avoiding the truth.
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#21
I lie all the time, it's a good ability to have.
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#22
I don't really lie, unless it's to fuck around with people, get out of difficult situations (such as getting arrested), or to not hurt someone's feelings. my lies are very self-serving. I've never been caught lying, so I guess I'm decent at it. maybe that's just my feminine wiles.
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How often do you lie? Personally, I try to not lie ever. Would you lie to one of your closet friends so they don't get hurt? It will always come back and bite you in the ass if you do.

A common misconception at most.
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#27
I rarely lie, but hold no qualms against lying when it is necessary. People who do not lie at all are just as troublesome as those who lie all the time.
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#28
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This is 100% false. I lie at almost every opportunity I get. I love lying and manipulating people. Nothing quite like knowing people believe things you say and not a word of it's true. It's very empowering and I feel that is what increases my mental health.
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#29
Eventually you will realize honesty and credibility is the most important thing when building relationships with people (srs). I'm not saying everyone needs to be a saint, there are times when a white lie is actually more appropriate than the truth... however most people who are fake compulsive liars do end up lonely . Biggest part of growing up is ridding yourself of all the fake bullsh!t that surrounds you imo
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#30
I don't lie often, even when someone tells me something and wants to keep it between me and them, if someone asks i either use a lie of omission, a red herring, or simply say that they asked me not to say.
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#32
I try to avoid it when possible. As far as I'm concerned, if you can't trust someone, they're not worth talking to. Granted there are times when it's better to tell a lie to give hope(or as it's often called, optimism, which I say as an optimist, albeit a realistic optimist), but if given the choice, generally I'd prefer to be honest, and I hope those I speak with choose similarly.

This is of course waived for comedy and other forms of art.
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#34
I do lie, but for the benefit of others. For instance, if a girl i'm not into asks me out, I say something along the lines of "you are amazing, but i just got out of a long relationship and I'm not ready to jump into another", or "I would, but I'm moving to Arkansas". (except I tell phesible lies).

Sometimes I invent stories to keep a conversation going. I never do it to glorify myself, just to keep conversation going. Usually they pertain to my imaginary friend "Jim", who is quite a character, I must say.
#35
I sware that i saw another thread about lying just yesterday....
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#36
I lie about things to stay out of trouble. I don't tell people I smoke dope if they ask and I barely know them.
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#38
I don't lie unless I feel it's absolutely necessary. This has the key advantage of causing people to think I'm always honest. Coupled with being able to lie pretty convincingly, I can lie about really serious stuff if I want to.

Generally I make a point of not lying though. Truth is always the preferable route.

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