Poll: What course of action do you take?
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Befriend the person, a companion would be good!
118 69%
Kill them and take their supplies.
1 1%
Rape them then kill them and take their supplies.
2 1%
Kidnap them and keep them as a sex slave.
9 5%
Ignore them and move on with your business.
1 1%
Rape them then leave and move on with your business.
0 0%
Take their supplies but leave them unharmed.
0 0%
Ask them if they would like to trade.
0 0%
Tell them a story of how you became the prince of BelAir.
32 19%
Other.
7 4%
Voters: 170.
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#1
Ok, imagine this scenario for a moment if you will...

It's 2015, and the world is now a barren wasteland due to the cataclysmic events of 2012. You do what you can to survive, mostly scavenging what little there is and have built yourself a shelter from the rubble that was once your home. Since the events of that fateful day you have never met another human being. As far as you know, you may well be the only survivor.

So one day you're out on one of your regular scavenging hunts when you come across what appears to be another human! After careful inspection from a distance you notice that they are physically attractive and roughly around the same age as you, they also have what appears to be a lot of supplies/provisions.

So pit dwellers, what do you do?
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#2
Bonerisation is of course the only answer.
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#3
I would ask for pics.


Oh, and rape probably.
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#4
Is this post-apocalyptic world friendly and nice or is it The Book of Eli status?
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#5
Rape their horses and ride off on their women.
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#7
Invite her back to my place for some veal scallopini and a glass of wine.
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#8
She didn't survive this long without being a total bitch....I'd stalk her like an urban fox for three days, and save her from some non existent danger i've elaborately hoaxed...Making a friend.

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#13
I don't know which way to take this, if it was a physically attractive guy and if we were the only two guys left. It would most probably turn into some hideous Broke-back Mountain scenario.


If it was a women then I'd most probably tap that ass.
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#14
I would definitely try to get some p*ssy after three years of beating off. I would also point out that we're the only people left as far as I can see.
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#16
She will have been alone for 3 years and so will be desperate for some lovin'...

So obviously I would be too shy to go over and talk to her, duh.
#17
Well for starters...What type of disaster...

You could try to make contact to find out if the other person is crazy or not...cause she could easily kill you in your sleep.

Get as much information as you can, but id make sure I dont come off threatening. As if we can stick together..hopefully I would have some useful skill that would help survive so I dont seem useless.

I would be careful not to walk in front of the other person just in case she tries to attack from behind..Id try to cut back on the sleep as long as this other person is around. if all checks out...considering women are fickle creatures and have to have things like food and shelter and safety before they even hint at having sex with a guy...id have to go through all of this before getting some...
#18
I've thought about this. And in a situation like this, you only have two roles. To survive...and to take on the task of repopulating the Earth. I would voyage across the continent in search of sexy babes, and when I find some, oblige my duty to mankind.

So yeah, you can guess what I would've done
#19
Actually, i'd drive her insane. Dress as the postman and ride past her on a bike with a quick "morning!" That sort of thing.


Then i'd rape her.

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#21
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I wonder why everyone is assuming it's a girl.

You live in your post apocalyptic fantasy world and we'll live in ours.
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#22
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I wonder why everyone is assuming it's a girl.


Because I'm physically attracted to women. I don't know about you.
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#23
Yea, make sure she's not crazy first. You don't want to be wandering in an Apocalyptic wasteland round with a female Charles Manson.

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#24
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Yea, make sure she's not crazy first. You don't want to be wandering in an Apocalyptic wasteland round with a female Charles Manson.

But you'd have somebody to jam with and all her twisted fantasies would already be fulfilled!
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#25
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I wonder why everyone is assuming it's a girl.

either way, they're still getting raided. trust no nigga, fear no bitch.
#26
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But you'd have somebody to jam with and all her twisted fantasies would already be fulfilled!

Hmm... tempting anyway...

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#27
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She will have been alone for 3 years and so will be desperate for some lovin'...

So obviously I would be too shy to go over and talk to her, duh.


Yeah, probably this.
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#28
1. Make cautious contact, like only enough to make her realize she saw you. Then stalk from a distance so she doesn't know it's happening. Prepare what to say if she confronts you about it though.

2. Allow her to stumble across you when she isn't armed with something but you are. If she runs off in terror, don't chase or yell or anything. Just let it happen again until 3.

3. Have some conversation. That might take some effort since you haven't had anyone to speak to in three years. Discuss teaming up, but do not ask or tell where either of you keep supplies. Don't want to seem like that's all you're after or you're a threat; it may be all she's after.

4. Start hunting together and/or farming/gathering together. It's safer and more efficient and more effective.

5. Start living near enough you can help protect each other.

6. "We must repopulate da Erffs."

7. Wait while she accepts your ugly ass is the only ass she's gonna get for the rest of her life.

8. Repopulate da Erffs, but be ready for Down's grandbabies.

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#29
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Because I'm physically attracted to women. I don't know about you.


I'm physically attracted to women aswell, but TS didn't specified the gender or number of human beings that we hypotheticaly found. He just said it was attractive, so...
#31
I would have killed myself first.
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#32
I would repopulate this post-apocalyptic wasteland we call Earth.


After I tell her how I became the Fresh Prince of BelAir
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#33
Girl: Who are you...its been so long since I've seen another person."

Me: I can say the same...

Girl: How did you get here? How did you survive

Me: Its a long story...

Girl: I got time..

Me:...well this is a story all about how, my life got flipped turned upside down...Id like to take a minuet so just sit right there...
#34
I guess I would try to befriend the person.
After all it is more efficient to have another person around for protection, and supplies even though I hate being around people. Also I can't repopulate the earth by fapping.
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#35
The vast majority of the pit and its lack of experience w/ women will just stare in utter disbelief then walk away as always
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#37
I would make friends with her. Its better if you have someone other than yourself to talk to. Plus, you can help each other survive as long as possible. Chances are you won't live very long in a post-apocalyptic scenario.
#38
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Hmm I don't know... The person could just steal the last of your supplies, and kill you.

Nothing much I suppose.
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#39
are we to assume this person is of the opposite sex?

If so, befriend them. Everyone needs to **** sometimes in such a terrible, hostile world.

If it's a dude, befriend him... but only so that you can have another person to help fight off the rad roaches and keep you company.


HOWEVER: for the first week or so of knowing this person, you keep a gun trained on that motha fucka like you're trying to win a carnival prize. You can never trust anyone.
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#40
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are we to assume this person is of the opposite sex?

If so, befriend them. Everyone needs to **** sometimes in such a terrible, hostile world.

If it's a dude, befriend him... but only so that you can have another person to help fight off the rad roaches and keep you company.


I would assume the person is of the opposite sex just based off of the fact that TS said the person is attractive(if you're straight that is). So I'm assuming that the other person is your type?
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