You go up to a girl and say "I have a secret."

And then she kind of gets curious.

At this point you approach her as close as you can without getting creepy.

You then say "I'm a serial killer" in a whispery voice. Very quickly.

And then smooch her.

What do you think? Is it silly enough to work?
Scary story, bro.
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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