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#1
You're sleep deprived.

You'd all know these moments. When you're running on low batteries, been awake for ridiculous amounts of time, or you've just not gotten much sleep over the past few nights - you can do some pretty retarded things. Sometimes you might even hear voices, or see things, start hallucinating etc. I know I've had some of my moments.

Just now, I cooked 6 dim sims, and instead of pouring soy sauce all over them, I grabbed the wrong bottle out of the pantry and smothered them in olive oil.


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#2
I talk really slowly and things dont make sense.
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#4
I freak out when I see bug bites on my body and think I have herpes.
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#5
tell people i love them.
sleep deprivation is kinda like being drunk.

but also when i cant sleep, i do pushups. cuz it ends up making me sleepy
#6
say dumb shit
get depressed
go to sleep and have weird depressing dreams.
i hate getting sleep deprived! lol, on top of all the junk i end up getting a cold or something too.
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#7
Start hearing Alien voices and REALLY freak out xD
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#8
Start to mumble really strange stuff
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#9
I actually get extremely hyperactive after an all-nighter, and I twitch alot.
#10
I once heard a noise behind me during a walk at night, and for one moment was sure if I turned around there would be a terrifying looking man in a broad-rimmed hat, grinning, pushing a wheelbarrow/bath hybrid.
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#11
Sometimes when I've been awake for 24+ hours, and I'm doing some mundane thing that really wouldn't keep me awake, my body will stay awake but my mind will completely shut off, or start dreaming.
I remember various LAN parties where I'd be staring at the computer, awake, but not functioning for 5-10 minutes, and then suddenly jolting awake because I think some fucker is flanking me in real life.

I've had many, many times when I've been around people and I haven't known whether they were actually talking, or I was awake-dreaming them talking.
I'm such a retard when sleep deprived.

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and I twitch alot.
Haha yeah me too. Sometimes I'll twitch involuntarily, sometimes I'll twitch to wake myself up, but sometimes I'll twitch because I start seeing shit that should not be there.
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#12
Once after a lot of sleep deprivation I hallucinated/sleep walked on cam to the Gay thread. True story.
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#13
I was listening to music and lying in my bed after being awake for 24+ hours, and one song had a sample of an explosion during the intro. I crapped my bands and rolled out of my bed, heart pounding. Adrenaline kicked in and it took me ages to get to sleep eventually.
#14
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Haha yeah me too. Sometimes I'll twitch involuntarily, sometimes I'll twitch to wake myself up, but sometimes I'll twitch because I start seeing shit that should not be there.


Yeah, I see things in the corner of my eye and flip out, even though usually it's nothing. And my left eye involuntarily twitches and jerks.
#15
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#17
Well I've been up for 15-16 hours and I should probably be sleeping since I woke up at 2pm yesterday and now it's 7:30am. Damn. I think more about some things and get all retarded when I try and figure out relatively simple math. I also get pissed off really easy at small things like some annoying ass commercial on tv and swear out loud to myself. Probably similar to drunkedness but I wouldn't know.
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#19
Also, when I'm really really tired I get really interested in strange pornography. I just searching with any random combination of words until I find the good stuff. The kind of stuff that people turn away from when I make them watch it with me. This is also something I do when I'm drunk. Let me just say, when you feel like throwing up already, don't watch anything involving milk.
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#20
Sometimes I lose conciseness for about 3 seconds, then jolt back awake.

I also think incredibly weird thoughts, then when I realize I was just thinking weird thoughts I completely forget what I was thinking about.
#21
I go to The Pit.
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Also, when I'm really really tired I get really interested in strange pornography. I just searching with any random combination of words until I find the good stuff. The kind of stuff that people turn away from when I make them watch it with me. This is also something I do when I'm drunk. Let me just say, when you feel like throwing up already, don't watch anything involving milk.
I'm intrigued.
This sounds like the kind of stuff I try to show my friends, but they never want to watch.

...Except for my big fat gay friend. We talk about some weird, weird porn when we catch up.
#26
I get hyper for a short amount of time but it wears of and if I'm somewhere silent I'll start imagining there's music playing and then think something like "I hate this song" and jolt awake.
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#27
When i make breakfast in the morning and get cereal out of the cupboard, milk out of the fridge, i always put the milk in the cupboard and cereal in the fridge when im done.

If i cant sleep i pace around my room, i dont mean to, i just find myself walking around, maybe it helps tire me out.
#28
i tend to accidentally get tired when i stay up for too long, and some times i even fall asleep.
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#29
I'll just say the wrong words in sentences. Like,

"No, mom I'll canary it tomorrow!"

Stuff like that.
#30
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#31
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I'll just say the wrong words in sentences. Like,

"No, mom I'll canary it tomorrow!"

Stuff like that.
Hahaha, yeah. And then I'll be like "Um.. wait, I mean, ..." and never finish my sentence.
#33
Couple of nights ago i made a sandwich then threw it in the sink instead of the knife i used to spread the butter. It was actually tragic.

True story.

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#34
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i tend to accidentally get tired when i stay up for too long, and some times i even fall asleep.


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#35
I go to sleep.


If i don't go to sleep, i usually drink some coffee, and get cranky.
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#36
If I'm so tired I can't fall asleep. My mind is just jumping from one thing to the next and I really can't calm it down.

And I get paranoid as hell and don't want to move because that will alert Them
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#37
When im really tired I usually find things funny, like really funny.

ill be on YouTube absolutely pissing myself laughing, Ill then add that vid to my favorites and watch it again a couple days later thinking to myself ; "dam it wasn't as funny as i originally though"
#38
I can't read when I'm tired, I'll try to read a line, then I will skip to the line above then get very confused very quickly
#39
after 30-35 hours I get a strange intonation when I talk.

But I sat my record on a zombie game (CoD5: Nazi zombie) after being awake for 23 hours once.
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#40
Sometimes, I try to sleep, but I just wake up and have a shower without realising what I'm doing. I thought it was a dream. Then my Mum knocked on the door...

Also, simple things like cooking really confuse me when I'm deprived of sleep.
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