Poll: Would you rather die or have sex with your mother?
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View poll results: Would you rather die or have sex with your mother?
Sex with mother
12 35%
Die
22 65%
Voters: 34.
#1
My friend asked me this question and I realised how hard it is to answer. I would probably die.

Pit?
#2
I'd get myself incredibly wasted then shag her in the hope that I wouldn't remember.
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#3
I wish my mother was hot


Edit: at least she's alive... could be worse
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#4
I'd fuck your friend's mother and kill you for asking such a stupid question.
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#7
my mum's alright looking so...


wait a second....
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#8
if a man held a gun to my head and said you have sex with you dad or im gonna kill you and your mother while i have sex with you......i would have sex with myself
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#12
I'd have to do my Mum in the ass so I didn't have to look her in the eye. Nothin' worse than having sex with your Mum then making eye contact...
#14
Die, no question.
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#16
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Is it a "sleeve of wizard" situation down there?

I don't know, and I'm not about to ask dad.
#17
I'd tap that, think of all the chicks you could bang later in your life... Plus she might have experince
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#19
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I'd tap that, think of all the chicks you could bang later in your life... Plus she might have experince

Haha I love that. Your Mum MIGHT have experience in the bedroom... You better hope she does otherwise you're adopted buddy! Sorry you had to find out this way
#20
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I'd fuck your friend's mother and kill you for asking such a stupid question.


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