#4
I don't think it'll be edible next week...
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#5
Well have I got news for you!

I am the Prince of Nigeria and have 500.000 dollars that I need to tranfer to an online bank account!
#6
Go steal a steamroller, then run over an Italian person, they always turn into a pizza when you crush them. And then you have a free pizza and steamroller, everyone wins.


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#7
Go to the nearest McDonalds and tell the little kiddies you'll show them a trick for a couple of dollars
#8
Post a youtube vid of yourself eating your buddy's snot, and I will paypal you a tenner.
#9
Quote by BuckinFuffalo
Go to the nearest McDonalds and tell the little kiddies you'll show them a trick for a couple of dollars


damn dude im going to do that shit. no joke
#10
Go steal a car,drive to the nearest gun seller and buy a gun from him,drive to the bank and rob all the money in the bank,run away from the police until they lose you,buy drugs with all your money then get so high you cant remember who are you,then go back home and offer yourself to the pizza guy.
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#11
Quote by eetmyfuk
damn dude im going to do that shit. no joke

i wanna see a trick...
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#13
Good afternoon maddam .....Just need your bank account details

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#14
Quote by eetmyfuk
damn dude im going to do that shit. no joke

Make sure to post a video of yourself getting arrested.
#15
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Go steal a car,drive to the nearest gun seller and buy a gun from him,drive to the bank and rob all the money in the bank,run away from the police until they lose you,buy drugs with all your money then get so high you cant remember who are you,then go back home and offer yourself to the pizza guy.


That plan falls on it's arse at the "buy a gun" part; no reason you shouldn't steal a car though, OP.
Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us - if at all - not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.