#1
well, its my moms 50th birthday this year, and im stuck on birthday ideas. Serious and non-serious suggestions are acceptable. do you worst!
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Vibrator.
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#5
I always read your name as rusty python and it makes me think of some kind of sex act innuendo.

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#13
I'm buying my friends good acoustic guitar for really cheap and giving it to my dad for his 50th next tuesday
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#14
I suck a picking presents. When my mother was 50 last year I sadly opted to give her cash. I just couldn't think of anything original/special.
#15
Find out what her favorite song is learn it and play it/sing it for her. I did the same thing for my grandma last year and she seemed to really enjoy it.


The song was "Can't help falling in love with you" by Elvis btw. Shit was mad awkward but still she thought it was really sweet.
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#17
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Find out what her favorite song is learn it and play it/sing it for her. I did the same thing for my grandma last year and she seemed to really enjoy it.


The song was "Can't help falling in love with you" by Elvis btw. Shit was mad awkward but still she thought it was really sweet.


That's only one step up from giving somebody a hug for their b/day.
#19
Tell her that you'll make her a cake. On her birthday, give her a pie instead and tell her the cake is a lie.

Seriously, play her favorite song on guitar.
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#20
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I always read your name as rusty python and it makes me think of some kind of sex act innuendo.




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thanks? i might try the song thing.

she likes a lot of classical music though
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#21
put her in a home.
Castles made of sand
Fall to the sea
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