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#1
gentlemen i am dire need of some help. after a long night of partying i woke up and my buddy alerted about the not one but three quarter size hickeys on my neck. if anyone has any tips about reducing the brusing etc. it would be much appreciated as my parents are coming home soon.
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#2
Why do you need to hide it?
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#4
What the fuck is a hickey?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#5


Works every time.
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#8
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A love bite to us


Ah right.
How did TS get a love bite?
When did barbie dolls get the ability to give love bites?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
Battery acid.

Pour that shit on and they won't see the hickey under bubbling scar tissue and corroded skin.
#11
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Battery acid.

Pour that shit on and they won't see the hickey under bubbling scar tissue and corroded skin.


+1

It worked for me, I don't have to worry about getting love bites any more!


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#12
take a tooth brush, and litterally brush it out. use some force. it actually works.
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#14
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Ah right.
How did TS get a love bite?
When did barbie dolls get the ability to give love bites?

In summer of 2007. The Barbie Slut Scene collection gave Barbie a moveable mouth and spreadable legs, and Ken was black, so he was actually called "Kenyale." Also, they had this adorable little line of white powder that Barbie could 'inhale' before getting ravaged.

Ahh, the good 'ole days.
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#15
insist it is a birthmark.
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#17
Have your buddy punch you in the same spot really hard so it becomes a bruise.
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#18
Give yourself a black eye to distract them from your neck. And tell your buddy to stop kissing you in the middle of the night ya big homo.
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#19
Wear one of your vast collection of turtle necks?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#20
Run outside and squeeze the first set boobs you see while screaming "God Almighty!!!" Make sure you record a video and post it here.

You will be cured.
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#21
My friend had a hickey last week but he cleverly concealed it beneath a temporary Hannah Montana tattoo
#22
Scarf. Or just quite being a girl.
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#24
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Tell your parents you tripped, and there happened to be three golf balls right in the way of your neck.


strangely enough a friend of mine commented on mine...i said i got hit in the neck with a golf ball....that happened to be shaped like a drunk-girls mouth
#28
Your parents would be upset to know that you've had contact with a girl? Wouldn't this just help to ease their suspicion that you're actually a homosexual?


Or would they just assume they are from a guy?
#29
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Your parents would be upset to know that you've had contact with a girl? Wouldn't this just help to ease their suspicion that you're actually a homosexual?


Or would they just assume they are from a guy?
was gonna say, what's to say he couldn't have got them from a dude?
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#30
hickeys are hilarious. especially when they're on your boobs.
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#31
man makeup
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#32


Why do you think he wears that scarf?




#35
Put a plaster over it and come up with some kind of story that ends with your neck getting scratched
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#38
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It's an ASCOT!

Goddamn you, you beat me to it!
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#39
Just ice it like you would any other bruise, ya thick bastard.

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#40
Tell them you grew another nipple
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