#1
Hey UG,

Okay, so, I got this question, i guess it's impossible to answer but hey I oughta give it a shot.
You see, when I play on stage, I seriously sweat like a polish hooker. Now usually i dont mind being smelly and sticky but somehow it doesnt feel that nice on stage, having sweat all over my hands/guitar.

do you guys have any advice?

thanks

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Fender American Strat, texas specials
Fender Tele Baja
VOX AC15
Ibanez Analog Delay
Boss Keeley Blues Driver
Katana boost
Dunlop Wah
#3
baby powder
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My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
I wish I could stratdude, I honestly do.

DirtyMakik; so uh, I just give myself a good rub with baby powder, all over my body? sounds wrong. but you get my point.
Gear:

Fender American Strat, texas specials
Fender Tele Baja
VOX AC15
Ibanez Analog Delay
Boss Keeley Blues Driver
Katana boost
Dunlop Wah
#7
Anti-perspirant?

To keep sweat off your hands, I'd recommend wearing a wristband or 2, it helps.
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#10
Wear a hat,some people wear a hat on stage to keep the sweat from their face.
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#11
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Carry something to wipe your hands on, somewhere accessible.


You can't get a slash with you on stage....
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You can't get a slash with you on stage....


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you can take one though


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Jack and Danny Brothers Ls-5
Ibanez Gsa 60
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Zoom g9.2tt (for sale (NL))
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#16
Quote by BvH001
Hey UG,

Okay, so, I got this question, i guess it's impossible to answer but hey I oughta give it a shot.
You see, when I play on stage, I seriously sweat like a polish hooker. Now usually i dont mind being smelly and sticky but somehow it doesnt feel that nice on stage, having sweat all over my hands/guitar.

do you guys have any advice?

thanks



So you don't mind being smelly when you're not on stage, so people could get close enough to get a whiff of your noxious stench, but when you're on stage and there's only your band in smelling distance, who have probably smelled worse from you, you don't want to be smelly?

Serious reply:
Strategically placed fans. Keep you cool, and your hair blowing around looks good.
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