#1
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

If there's something weird
and it don't look good
Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

I ain't afraid of no commies
I ain't afraid of no commies

If you're seeing things
running through your head
Who can ya call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

An invisible commie
sleeping in your bed
Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

I ain't afraid of no commies
I ain't afraid of no commies

Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

If ya all alone
pick up the phone
and call
JOE THE PLUMBER

I ain't afraid of no commies
I here it likes the libs
I ain't afraid of no commies
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

If you've had a dose of a
freaky liberal baby
Ya better call
JOE THE PLUMBER

Lemme tell ya something
liberal Bustin' makes me feel good!

I ain't afraid of no commies
I ain't afraid of no commies

Don't get caught alone no no

JOE THE PLUMBER

When it comes through your door
Unless you just want some more
I think you better call
JOE THE PLUMBER

Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

I think you better call
JOE THE PLUMBER

Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

I can't hear you
Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

Louder
JOE THE PLUMBER

Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

Who can ya call?
JOE THE PLUMBER

Who ya gonna call?
JOE THE PLUMBER