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#1
whats your take?

Here's mine.

Use a fake name.
NEVER take her back to your place.
Don't just run out. Chill for a lil bit before leaving.
Do NOT give her your real number.
Do NOT do it with a girl from an area where it's likely you'll see her again.
#3
I'd say you've pretty much /threaded yourself on this one.
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#5
your mom hated when i did all of those things....
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Last edited by BrokenDstring at Jul 23, 2010,
#7
Always leave the body outside of the tri-state area.
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#8
My little personal rules:
-Lights off
-Under covers
-No eye contact
-Slip out at 2 a.m. without saying a word to TS's mother
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#11
Come on lets be real, you had your first lay tonight right...and now you're feelin' pretty pimp about it, like you've been doing it for years right. If you have that kind of attitude, tonight's first time may be the last for a long time.


DAH damn it to hell, he must be that same guy the mod keeps banning lol, he registered on the 23rd of this month, of this year.

We got beat by troll

So my first post is now void, because you've never been laid yet MUAH HA HAA

I have proof he's a V....

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Do NOT do it with a girl from an area where it's likely you'll see her again.


Quote by Greenday4537
Do NOT do it with a girl from an area where it's likely you'll see her again.


Quote by Greenday4537
Do NOT do it with a girl from an area where it's likely you'll see her again.


He said do it, that's the "leetspeek" of virginity.
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#12
This

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just straight up normal male group jerking session, it was like i was on my own aprt from getting kinda bumped into and the weird noises.
Wait what?

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You earned your name, pal.
#13
after the ambush, i try to make sure i've hit her hard enough to disorient her, but not hard enough to knock her out. that way, she's still conscious throughout the entire ordeal.
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
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#14
Yeah Carlos, a few mutters makes it to where you don't feel like a necrophiliac.
Quote by Union Jake
just straight up normal male group jerking session, it was like i was on my own aprt from getting kinda bumped into and the weird noises.
Wait what?

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You earned your name, pal.
#15
Well first of all, you gotta get up on that stage and tell some jokes. And if they don't find you funny, you can't get mad at them. Because you were the one who told shitty jokes like Frankie Chubb.
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#17
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Yeah Carlos, a few mutters makes it to where you don't feel like a necrophiliac.


You imply there's something wrong with necrophilia?
#19
^You must be confused. Lesbians have secks too.
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ARE U GAY?

You must be confused. Gay people have secks too. Buttsecks, in fact.

Like this .

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#21
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^You must be confused. Lesbians have secks too.

You must be confused. Gay people have secks too. Buttsecks, in fact.

Like this .


Best. Smiley. Ever.
#22
Quote by SteveHouse
^You must be confused. Lesbians have secks too.




I don't believe it!

*checks Google*
#23
Quote by Samdroid


I don't believe it!

*checks Google*

Wait, Google can lead you to secks stuff?

Nah, come on, I know when I'm being had. Shens.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#24
Remember to bring your trusty sharpie and carefully write "you should probably get tested" on any exposed skin as you sneak out at 4 AM.
kill all humans
#26
Quote by SteveHouse
Wait, Google can lead you to secks stuff?

Nah, come on, I know when I'm being had. Shens.


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#27
Hey guys, I was trying to find out if lesbians can have secks and so I looked up secks and didn't find anything.

Should I ask my grandmother for help?
#28
Quote by JacobTheMe
Hey guys, I was trying to find out if lesbians can have secks and so I looked up secks and didn't find anything.

Should I ask my grandmother for help?

Hm, maybe we're spelling it wrong. Try "socks".

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#30
Quote by JacobTheMe
Hey guys, I was trying to find out if lesbians can have secks and so I looked up secks and didn't find anything.

Should I ask my grandmother for help?


Yeah, and ask her about carpet. I go onto Google to search for lesbian secks, and all I can find are pictures of carpet.
#31
I don't have one night stands.


I feel as if I don't belong in this thread.
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#32
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I don't have one night stands.


I feel as if I don't belong in this thread.


I haven't had sex.


Does that mean I don't belong
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#34
Guys, protect your junk.

Gals, make him wear a condom.

One STD was enough for me to learn.

edit: It was a curable one, but still.
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#36
My list:
- make sure the car is a rental
- cover the seats with plastic
- use high grade piano wire that doesn't slip
- make sure she was walking alone
- preferably a drifter who doesn't have any contacts or a cell phone
- make cuts clean and self-inflicted looking
- use a condom
- leave the body in a block of cement.
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Jul 23, 2010,
#38
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don't be a dummy cum on her tummy


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I go to the pit only to just look at your creepy perverted username.


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#39
Quote by carlos_almighty
after the ambush, i try to make sure i've hit her hard enough to disorient her, but not hard enough to knock her out. that way, she's still conscious throughout the entire ordeal.


I'm sigging this.
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