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I'm an entering freshman and just found out that my university has a Quidditch team. After laughing a bit, I thought about actually joining it.

Is anyone here a member of his/her school's team?

For those who don't know how this would work, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UfPij5ABdo&feature=channel
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#9
Mother of god

TS why would you ever consider playing that? Not only is it rediculously homoerotic but it also is a shit sport. A keeper that guards a tiny hoop? Nigga please
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Mother of god

TS why would you ever consider playing that? Not only is it rediculously homoerotic but it also is a shit sport. A keeper that guards a tiny hoop? Nigga please



Lol, because I don't like playing other sports, and I could ride a Nimbus 2000.
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I like guitars, running, and math.
#12
from what I get, is that you chase the snitch...tackle him...

and then sodomise him furiously with your broom.

...I do sort of want to play, only cuz i'm competitive and love any sort of activity to vent frustration and trash talk.

i'd rather play football though, this looks like something you'd do one off for shits and gigglez.
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#13
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Lol, because I don't like playing other sports, and I could ride a Nimbus 2000.


Dont expect to do any riding outside of quidditch if you sign up
#14
I hope that's supposed to be a joke.
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Dont expect to do any riding outside of quidditch if you sign up


I'm a girl engineering major...I think I'm stuck around nerds for the rest of my life. ^_^
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I like guitars, running, and math.
#16
I thought it was lame until I saw people tackling each other.

P.S. Play ultimate frisbee instead.
#19
That is the most retarded nerdy shit ever.

And the newsman
'wow, what a game!'

AHAHAHHAHAHA
#22
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I thought it was lame until I saw people tackling each other.

P.S. Play ultimate frisbee instead.

2:47, bro.
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#23
I hope to god that my college has a quidditch team. I am totally trying this.
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#25
That actually looks kinda fun, depending who you are, being the snitch sounds fun

Still kinda sad though...
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#27
Id be great if ths caught on, prompting footballers to join, thus kicking the nerds off the team. I would laugh heartily
#28
There's a Quidditch World Cup too...I think my school goes to that...hahah
I'm not a Bible-thumper anymore. Realized I had a brain in '09.

I like guitars, running, and math.
#31
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Isn't Quidditch flawed by the fact that catching the snitch pretty much wins you the game, making everything else pointless?

I imagine so. Also, the fact that you're playing in one dimension fewer than the game was intended for kind of makes this like the Hogwarts School For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too Quidditch league.

EDIT: for anyone who actually plays this...
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#34
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Sounds like frisbee.

Unless you're really ****ing high, you're just gonna feel stupid, and get bored quickly.

And if you are really high, the idea of playing a game while holding onto a shaft of hard wood between your legs is really funny.
#35
That dad is only proud because he doesn't have to worry about his kid knocking some girl up.
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#36
Remove the bit where you have to keep a broom between your legs, and that looks like it could be mildly fun.
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#40
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Crazy ****ing Brits.


If you look at the list of teams, they are mostly American.
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