#1
I love the world sometimes :

Early this morning, a bear in Larkspur, Colorado, jumped into an open car, honked the horn, and then drove off. According to Ben Story, the bear jumped into the car when his family was asleep and threw the car into neutral and started to roll.


The embarrassment the Story family faces must be un-bear-able.
#6
The cops didn't give him a ticket? Fucking slackers.
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#8
that was actually me
<_<
>_>

i'm a bear.....
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#9
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The embarrassment the Story family faces must be un-bear-able.


I think you mean em-bear-assment.

It's a good thing this didn't cause any panda -monium...
#10
"When Animals Attack in High Speed Chases"

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#12
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That could've been a real kodiak moment...

Might have polarized the community.
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#13
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that was actually me
<_<
>_>

i'm a bear.....


This bear by chance?
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#14
Wonder if it took a brief paws to do its cockpit checks.
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#15
pls stop with those grandpa lame jokes
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#16
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Might have polarized the community.



He could've caused a real boo-boo.


....great pun right there. F*ck anyone who isn't laughing.
#17
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This bear by chance?

maybe if it was undressing a man....
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#18
must of been unbearable for the family
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#19
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pls stop with those grandpa lame jokes

You're just going to have to grin and bear it.
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#20
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maybe if it was undressing a man....


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#21
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You're just going to have to grin and bear it.


It was beary good of you to think of that pun.


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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#22
You might laugh, but I doubt 'my car was stolen by a bear' is an effective reason to cash in on car insurance. What a roar deal.
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#25


Real Story:
Bear thought teen might be in his car, so he opens. Seeing no teenager, Mr. Pedobear gets frustrated and drives off, until he is pulled over by the police.
#27
He honked the horn too




#28
These puns are apawling.
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#29
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"When Animals Attack in High Speed Chases"

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#30
He must not have brought his spectacles.


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#31
Glad everything went ok, it's still good to know in america that if something happens and you need to defend yourself, you have the right to bear arms.
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#32
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#34
Aye boo boo (all I could think of )
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#35
You bearly ever see news like this. Beary interesting... it's bearly legal for a bear to steal a car and drive away but he was taken bear of!
This will start a RIOT! in me
#36
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You bearly ever see news like this. Beary interesting... it's bearly legal for a bear to steal a car and drive away but he was taken bear of!


He is smarter then the average bear.
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#37
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#38
I wonder if he had just claws to commit such a crime...
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#39
I wonder how bad this f!cked up the cub of the car.
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