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Halp. I'm desperate (hence why I turn to the pit to help me with my life choices.)
So I met this girl, Hillary. No, I will not post pics.
She evidently wants to **** my brains out. Problem here: she's 17, I'm 20. She'll be 18 in September, but that's where the problem lies.
See, I took her to her friend's house a bit ago, and she texted me and said her friend thinks I should come back after work and spend the night.

Alright, let's paint a picture of Hillary.
Classic muffin-top girl. Huge tits, but rather saggy.
She has an ok face at best.
She smokes (therefore, she pokes), but so do I.
Apparently drinks, but won't be drinking tonight.
I don't have a damned clue what to do here. I mean, it really comes down to if I want to get laid or not, and if I do, by her.

EDIT: Imagine Hayley Williams + Pillsbury Doughgirl.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
A generation born to witness
The end of the world

Last edited by mrfinkle213 at Jul 23, 2010,
#5
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If you're desperate, why would you turn down sex?



Not desperate for sex. Desperate for a life choice. I can't seem to make them.
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#8
Then don't do it?

Sex is sex yeh - but then it's hardly great sex.

She sounds like a douche, and you do to kind of So i mean if you want to - why not, but you'd be doing it purely for jollies instead of actually being with her
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#9
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dont 2 year rule and she cause you trouble eventually

the rule is your age divided by 2 plus 7. in this case, 20/2 + 7 = 17. Go for it dude.
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#10
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Just go for it dude, Hayley Williams is a yes no matter what


This... this is not good advice. I can tell. I've been in the pit long enough to pick up on it.
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#11
Quote by mrfinkle213
Halp. I'm desperate (hence why I turn to the pit to help me with my life choices.)
So I met this girl, Hillary. No, I will not post pics.
She evidently wants to **** my brains out. Problem here: she's 17, I'm 20. She'll be 18 in September, but that's where the problem lies.
See, I took her to her friend's house a bit ago, and she texted me and said her friend thinks I should come back after work and spend the night.

Alright, let's paint a picture of Hillary.
Classic muffin-top girl. Huge tits, but rather saggy.
She has an ok face at best.
She smokes (therefore, she pokes), but so do I.
Apparently drinks, but won't be drinking tonight.
I don't have a damned clue what to do here. I mean, it really comes down to if I want to get laid or not, and if I do, by her.

EDIT: Imagine Hayley Williams + Pillsbury Doughgirl.

Nah
#12
Quote by Anthony1991
Then don't do it?

Sex is sex yeh - but then it's hardly great sex.

She sounds like a douche, and you don't at all So i mean if you want to - why not, but you'd be doing it purely for jollies instead of actually being with her


Fixed.
And obviously it'd just be for fun, no commitment at all. She actually made the comment the other day about considering having a one night stand/friend with benefits.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
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The end of the world

#13
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EDIT: Imagine Hayley Williams + Pillsbury Doughgirl.

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#15
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Nah


Quote by mrfinkle213
Halp. I'm desperate (hence why I turn to the pit to help me with my life choices.)
So I met this girl, Hillary. No, I will not post pics.
She evidently wants to **** my brains out. Problem here: she's 17, I'm 20. She'll be 18 in September, but that's where the problem lies.
See, I took her to her friend's house a bit ago, and she texted me and said her friend thinks I should come back after work and spend the night.

Alright, let's paint a picture of Hillary.
Classic muffin-top girl. Huge tits, but rather saggy.
She has an ok face at best.
She smokes (therefore, she pokes), but so do I.
Apparently drinks, but won't be drinking tonight.
I don't have a damned clue what to do here. I mean, it really comes down to if I want to get laid or not, and if I do, by her.

EDIT: Imagine Hayley Williams + Pillsbury Doughgirl.


Yah
#17
Quote by demon.guitarist
If you have doubts and arnt exactly attracted to her - dont do it. Set the goal higher mate, youll thank yourself.


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#18
well ive always acepted the 'half your age and add 7' rule, so youre good as far as that goes, and besides, fat chicks are supposed to be really good ****ers, as are redheads, so get in there man
#19
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Is this some sort of innuendo?

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If you have doubts and arnt exactly attracted to her - dont do it. Set the goal higher mate, youll thank yourself.


This is good advice. Flawed, but good.
For you see, the higher goals where I live don't particularly exist.
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#20
Sex is sex. But if you have suspicions that she might be one of those crazy bitches who you'll **** and then she'll start stalking you and eventually call the cops and say you raped her if you don't get with her or marry her or whatever, then don't do it. IF you do, do it, please, WRAP YOUR TOOL! Cannot stress that enough.

If I were you I'd do it.
#22
So the general consensus is no, correct?
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#23
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So the general consensus is no, correct?


Make your own mind up foo'!

The mere fact you posted in the pit means you didn't want to in the first place
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#24
It's illegal (statutory rape in this case) plus it's not a hot chick therefore there are no bragging rights for doing so.


I would say no is the 99% correct answer.

Although i would **** the hell out of Hayley Williams.
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Make your own mind up foo'!

The mere fact you posted in the pit means you didn't want to in the first place


Or... or maybe... just throwing this out there... maybe getting some opinions. Not that I'm gonna put it on a billboard or anything. I just consider the pit my family. I spend more time with you guys than I do with my real family.

I suck at life.
We are the diamonds that choose to stay coal;
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#27
Quote by mrfinkle213
Or... or maybe... just throwing this out there... maybe getting some opinions. Not that I'm gonna put it on a billboard or anything. I just consider the pit my family. I spend more time with you guys than I do with my real family.

I suck at life.


Imagine me being one of your real life friends, then re-read all my previous posts!

I wouldn't say it's worth it, i've been in a similar position and when it comes down it its just like 'euhhh.... no' *runs*

She sounds like a slag anyway...
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Or... or maybe... just throwing this out there... maybe getting some opinions. Not that I'm gonna put it on a billboard or anything. I just consider the pit my family. I spend more time with you guys than I do with my real family.

I suck at life.


The pit does not know love.
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#29
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The pit does not know love.


No no we know love.

It's just always been broken
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Quote by mrfinkle213
Or... or maybe... just throwing this out there... maybe getting some opinions. Not that I'm gonna put it on a billboard or anything. I just consider the pit my family. I spend more time with you guys than I do with my real family.

I suck at life.


Im touched I really am but you wanted a serious answer from us? and regardless of if were your family if you wanted to you wouldnt have asked.
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#31
I'm not going to tell you whether you should bang this girl or not (I can't make a judgement call without a pic), but here's my take:

You should be able to decide on your own whether you want sex or are hard up enough to go through with it. If you're not, then you'll need to come up with a reason why you can't make it (or just ignore any texts/messages if you're not particularly close to the girl).
If you do wanna hit some Pillsbury Williams, well, then..go for it. But yes, wrap it.

I also would tear up Hayley Williams, given the chance.
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#32
Quote by Anthony1991
No no we know love.

It's just always been broken



+1
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#33
Its pretty clear from how to talk about her that you really dont like her and the decision is only about sex in general. If she's 17 its illegal, why even risk it for someone you dont actually like. If you had been dating this girl for a while and actually cared about her, then it would be a difficult decision, but it isnt, save yourself the potential trouble and just go home and rub one out.
#34
Quote by ThatsAgood1jay
The pit does not know love.

Someone's never seen HT.

TS: You probably should have gone there for advice actually. We'd have all told you this is a horrible idea that, if acted on, will come back to bite you. Wait until she's of age bro. Hang out with her like crazy though if there's any Hayley element at all

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#35
only do, if she wants it in the ass. then you know its ment to happen.
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#36
considering that i would do both the dough girl and hayley williams
if you are going to do it wear a condom and wait till september
getting some isnt worth that kind of trouble

i wouldnt though
#37
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#38
What do!? Yeah, f*ck grammar, we're in a hurry!

But srsly, it just depends how much you want to get laid, if you really want to then a girl's a girl, and it requires very little effort on your part.
If you're not that fussed about getting laid, or you want to wait for that "special someone" or something ridiculous like that then don't.

Also, legal age is 16 over here, one of the many ways in which we're better than America
#40
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What do!? Yeah, f*ck grammar, we're in a hurry!

Someone has never heard "wat do" before.

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