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#1
I just got back from camp today, and my dad took me outside to talk to me. He found porn some in my recycling bin. He said it was ok and he understood, but he doesn't want me to watch it anymore. I'm really embarrassed and cant look at my dad with out feeling incredibly embarrassed. Any tips on how to get over this or ways to approach him?


Edit: It was solo porn.
Last edited by madmac2 at Jul 24, 2010,
#2
How old are you?

EDIT: I don't mean that in like a sarcastic way.
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#3
Dude, I am so sorry.

Actually I'm not, that story was kind of entertaining.
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#4
Just try get to terms with him, and when things are back to normal, give him a really firm handshake. Then wink at him. Really, a proper wink, held for a few seconds for effect with a slight grin and then just walk away.


EDIT: on a serious note, my mum cleared out my room a few days and found a bunch of tissues I hadn't yet disposed of. She said nothing about them really, but when I asked to borrow her GHDs she just said 'your hands are never touching my GHDs again'

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Last edited by metallicafan616 at Jul 23, 2010,
#7
Sounds like a done deal to me.
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#9
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How old are you?

EDIT: I don't mean that in like a sarcastic way.


I'm 15
#10
Dude, all guys watch porn.
Yup, he has to be religious. Dont mean anything bad about it.
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#11
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I'm sure your dad watches porn too, tell him to stop being a hypocrite.


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#12
Get a better Dad. My dad gave me his old monitor when one of his computers crashed. Two days later we had this conversation:

Dad: So, hows the new monitor?
Me: Its pretty nice.
Dad: Its really good for porn.

So, get a cooler Dad.
#13
why was he looking in your recycling bin?

anyway, you'll be needing to find a better hiding place.
#15
My mum found mine. Beat that.

Seriously though, in 2 weeks time it'll all be forgotten. Act as if nothing has happened, I bet he has porn too.

And she did actually find it
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#16
Dude, that's nothing. I gave my dad my old phone and I thought I'd got rid of everything on it, but it left a video of me and a girl on it. Luckily it was one of the less embarrassing ones.
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#18
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why was he looking in your recycling bin?

anyway, you'll be needing to find a better hiding place.


Don't know.. It's my computer recycling bin so you know.
#21
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My mum found mine. Beat that.

Seriously though, in 2 weeks time it'll all be forgotten. Act as if nothing has happened, I bet he has porn too.

And she did actually find it


My friend spent the night. My Mom caught him looking at porn while I was asleep. Beat that.
#23
150 to go.

Srsly, it happens to everyone.
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#24
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Don't know.. It's my computer recycling bin so you know.

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#25
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My friend spent the night. My Mom caught him looking at porn while I was asleep. Beat that.


That's hot
#26
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I'm sure your dad watches porn too, tell him to stop being a hypocrite.


In north America providing porn to a someone under the age of consent (like the age of 15) is a 2nd degree sexual abuse felony. maybe his dad didnt want to be thrown in jail or put on a sexual predator watch list.
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#28
I suggest:

A) Find a better place to hide your porn, somewhere your Dad will hardly ever go. A spot that isn't obvious to hide stuff. You can also password protect a folder and call it something like "Diary" or "School work", it's none of his business to look at stuff like that.

B) Internet has porn too, you can find stuff on websites and it's more than easy to hide your internet history etc. Just stream the video rather than download it.

C) Stop watching porn for the moment. Use your imagination, it's ten times better since you can picture yourself and someone you like. You develop your fantasies and things you'd like to do with a real girl. You can always secretly watch more porn for ideas as well.
Last edited by Firewhisper at Jul 23, 2010,
#29
My friends looked up bestiality on the computer, before I had worked out how to delete the history. The history had been cleared a few days later, meaning my parents must have seen it...

Till this day they have never mentioned it :S
#30
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I think your friend and TS already did

Dad catching son's porn is not the same as the conversation I had to have with my mom when she caught him. Although I guess you are correct that my friend has beaten me.
#31
Quote by Firewhisper
I suggest:

A) Find a better place to hide your porn, somewhere your Dad will hardly ever go. A spot that isn't obvious to hide stuff.

B) Internet has porn too, you can find stuff on websites and it's more than easy to hide your internet history etc.

C) Stop watching porn for the moment. Use your imagination, it's ten times better since you can picture yourself and someone you like. You develop your fantasies and things you'd like to do with a real girl. You can always secretly watch more porn for ideas as well.


It was on the internet. They were files in my computers recycling bin. I guess i'll have to do a better job of hiding it.
#32
Quote by Firewhisper
I suggest:

A) Find a better place to hide your porn, somewhere your Dad will hardly ever go. A spot that isn't obvious to hide stuff.

B) Internet has porn too, you can find stuff on websites and it's more than easy to hide your internet history etc.

C) Stop watching porn for the moment. Use your imagination, it's ten times better since you can picture yourself and someone you like. You develop your fantasies and things you'd like to do with a real girl. You can always secretly watch more porn for ideas as well.

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#33
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In north America providing porn to a someone under the age of consent (like the age of 15) is a 2nd degree sexual abuse felony. maybe his dad didnt want to be thrown in jail or put on a sexual predator watch list.

He's not providing it.
#34
You actually download the porn?
Just watch porn on teh interwebz, and clear your history after you watch it. No one will ever find out about it.
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#36
Quote by Firewhisper
I suggest: C) Stop watching porn for the moment. Use your imagination, it's ten times better since you can picture yourself and someone you like. You develop your fantasies and things you'd like to do with a real girl. You can always secretly watch more porn for ideas as well.


This is why the internet prevents rape.

Also, the most important question in this thread is indeed, what porn was it? Because you're 15, it makes it a very important question.
#37
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Dad catching son's porn is not the same as the conversation I had to have with my mom when she caught him. Although I guess you are correct that my friend has beaten me.

My glorious pun flew right ever your head. This makes me sad
#38
Quote by NoOne0507
Although I guess you are correct that my friend has beaten me.


...

Anyone caught that silly duo?
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before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#39
Just go to Craigs list and search for a new dad...lots of good used ones on the market.

At least now he knows your not gay. If you were 'not caught' with a porn connection, you'd only be about the fourth kid since the first Playboy was published.
#40
Quote by madmac2
It was on the internet. They were files in my computers recycling bin. I guess i'll have to do a better job of hiding it.

Delete stuff in your bin. If your parents aren't computer savvy, make an invisible folder and turn show invisible folders off.
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