The dark side of reality, some people can't handle it.

edit: what a shitty pun, seriously, it's ****ing shit.
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The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
securing funds for the third Death Star, I see.

edit: shit, I should've said something like, "I find their lack of security disturbing".
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"The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery," said Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb.

Well, that says something for their policework. It's kind of understandable, but still.

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I pride myself on my humility.
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Life must be tough for him considering his place of work was blown up.
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
And his weapon was no joke. He was carrying a pistol instead of a lightsaber.

The force is strong with this one!
^ was said while intoxicated, so don't hold it against me.

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I bet this guy works in the Empire State building...

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Emperor - We can't have Mr. Vader running around making a bad name for us. If we are to win this, we must get him inline. Mr. Maul, you're going to head up the disciplinary hearing this wednesday morning at 9.

Maul - I have Tennis lessons from 9 - 11 that morning.

Emperor - I really wish you would share you calendar with us... Outlook has tons of features.

Maul - I'm sorry, I'll try to remember next time. I'll see you guys at 11:30 after I shower.

Emperor - Ugh fine. Mr. Vader's disciplinary hearing will be Wednesday morning at 11:30 since Maul can't work effectively in a team environment.

Maul - Douche.

Vader - Seriously you guys I'm so--

This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
I can't even come up with a horrible pun for this.

But that is epic win.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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I can't believe he used a weapon as random and crude as a blaster.

So uncivilized
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I bet this guy works in the Empire State building...

Did no one else see this? LOL
I would love to be a cop in this situation. I'd bust through the doors and when he points his gun at me, I'll say "Don't do it, anakin! I have the higher ground!"

And if he tries, I'll cut his limbs off and set him ablaze.
"I have altered my account details. Pray I do not alter them further..."

"I find my lack of funds disturbing..."
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
I laughed so hard. Twas great.
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